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submitted 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Breakfast of champions

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 minutes ago

Holy crap, how many chickens is that?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 35 points 7 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Potatoes are also vegetables.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 hour ago

The breadcrumb is also a vegetable

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Tobacco is also plant-based and I'm sure chickens are made of the vegetables they eat as well.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Sure would be cool to go back to a time where words had meaning

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Hwæt seist þou, we habbeþ aye y-had follish ymages?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Some meats are also vegetables.

I am banned from the coma ward. The morgue staff has yet to locate me yet.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 hours ago

So his nurses are essentially gardeners.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 26 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

~~Good health is a process.~~

Good health is processed.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

"Processed food" is something designed to be eaten, "organic food" is just some shit someone found in the dirt

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Here's how useless the term "processed food" is when it come to health: Canned and frozen vegetables are considered a processed food. Milk, cheese, and bread are also processed foods.

There is a distinct difference in food science between processed food (anything that has been cut, or undergone any kind of process) and ultra-processed food (made of many different ingredients, many of which cannot be found in an ordinary kitchen, and undergone multiple processes). While the term is not perfect, it is still useful when talking in general terms.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 2 points 4 hours ago

The second you take a cut of meat and grind it into, well, ground meat, it is ‘processed’.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I prefer sugar free artificial sweeteners, MADE BY MAN!

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Most plants we eat today were cultivated for centuries to be more nutrient and calorie-dense than the original plant.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

That is a good thing.

I was on a train crossing the border and border patrol came on and asked everyone if they had fruits or veg.

This group ahead of me said "we don't eat that stuff" and then all four laughed. The sad punchline is that he thought he was so clever, but alli saw was 4 obese people not realizing how much they just said about themselves.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

That is the saddest fried chicken I've ever seen.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 hours ago

I believe they prefer to be referred to as tendies.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

This man has never been to a Sickie's bar and grill.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Looks more like Shake'n'Bake chicken, not actually fried chicken.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

That's not health, it's healf. Init.