If they could throw just a little harder and reach my mouth while I lie on the couch, this would be fine.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
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The number of comments in this thread thinking this is a real convo that was had is troubling.
It reads to me as an AI-driven follow-up chat
Strikes me as bog standard AI support misreading the situation to an absolutely hilarious degree, because god forbid we actually be able to talk to people.
You don't remember, at some point we decided to go from "nothing in the internet is real" as the starting point to "everything on the Internet is real" as the starting point.
Now if you see something and it feels right that means it must be because you started off from it being real. /S <- I shouldn't need this
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I find it incredible that every time I see a bad food delivery story, its always from doordash.
Never ubereats, or grubhub, or any of the others.
Does Doordash do nothing but hire the people the other companies fire/blackball?
It's very regional. Where I live, Doordash and Grubhub rarely lets me down.
Ubereats has repeatedly sent their drivers to completely the wrong neighborhood. The first time we used them the food was delivered across the street and three houses down. We didn't even know where it went until hours later when a neighbor showed up with it.
One day you see a milk carton in the store with a picture of your food on it...
I've only used door dash like 3 times, and it was uneventful.
I used ubereats a lot, especially early covid, before the price gouging and explotation set in, and I only had like..two issues.
One was the driver, whom i was watching on the map, took a right turn when they should have gone straight, and disappeared off the map. Straight up stole my food, and the restaurant had to remake it and reorder it.. and i think the driver that delivered that order had some knowledge of the first, thieving driver, cause the second he got out of the car he was nothing but excuses for the other driver.
the other one was we got just a shit awful meal from a restaurant, completely inedible. Some parts overcooked to charcoal, other parts still fuckin raw.. Uber eats denied any refund or anything despite pictures showing the very obvious issues, because apparently I had ordered from the same place like 18 months previously and got a refund because a side order wasnt delievered.. Which uber used to low key accuse me without outright accusing me of trying to scam them and the restaurant and denying my refund.
Which not gonna lie, really pissed me off and pretty much lead to me not using ubereats outside of exceptionally rare circumstances after that issue
Good. This is the experience people using these garbage apps deserve, tbh.
Alternative delivery logistics
This is one of the most depressing aspects of life. All of these services we pay no longer care at all about us - we have no options. They give us AI support only, poorly functioning apps where you can't even find how to complain or make a ticket.
I don't know how it gets fixed. Soon we will all work for them.
I don't know how it gets fixed.
Stop using them.
I never understood how they are so popular. You are paying double the amount and it's poor service and food tastes worse
Because if your car has broken down, or you're exhausted from a long day of work and your family is hungry, or you're too drunk to safely drive but still want food, or if you straight up don't have a car and don't want to cook that night, or you are on vacation at a hotel or airbnb and don't have other access to food, or you have a baby that you can't just leave alone for a few minutes to go pick the food up, or you are in the middle of a study session and it would be more convenient to have the food come to you rather than going to get it.
Looks like there's lots of reasons people might take advantage of the service that can deliver food to them, and it's not unreasonable for them to expect that service to not completely fuck it up.
Those are all valid individual reasons to get food delivered to you. That's not what makes DoorDash "popular" tho.
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My main income has been from driving for grubhub for a couple of years now thanks to some physical issues. Anyway, most of the people I deliver to are disabled, elderly, or both. I would feel like shit if I pulled the fuckery presented in the OP.
Yeah seriously
I started doing Doordash recently to try and get on top of my finances and I'd feel awful about the stuff here
And to be honest
They're fucking everyone over, the Dashers make basically minimum wage if that, Doordash marks up all the items on the menus, and adds a bunch of bullshit fees.
The only money reliably making it from the customers to the dashers are the tips, and only because they're required to by law.
But for my case, it's something flexible and relatively low-effort that I can do when I'm not working my day job
The trick here is to wait out the 7+ month waiting list for GrubHub. My stomach churns at the fact that I'm about to be a corpo shill, but I make an average of ~$27/hr (and yes for all of you that are about to jump on this, that is after taxes, maintenance, and time spent searching). The only thing I have to do to earn is turn things on like a cab. I earn about $10/hr above what is the average here and that's the only reason I'm not sleeping in my car. And, also - this applies to all of the delivery apps, but you sadly need to find a heavily gentrified area to do this. To pay the bills this way, you have to find and exploit the petite bourgeoisie.
I make fucking good money doing this bullshit, even more than I did in my 20+ year career as a machinist. What fucking sucks about it is that you have to toe the red line, no matter where you are. If you are willing to drive to the suburbs with unnecessarily large houses, you will make money.
I fucking hate this, but in the end by doing this kind of work you are in a way preying on the disabled and infirm, but they have no other choice so you are in a way helping. On the other hand, there's a good chance that you are draining class traitors of their capital. I don't know what to say beyond this other than what people say about "underpaid labor!" is, in fact, entirely dependent on area, and there are high odds that the people saying that it is impossible to make enough to live doing any sort of labor that nets you less than $100,000/yr.
I want to go on a rant about how "office job labor"-centric mentality is way more prevalent than anything US-centric, but I digress.
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The fact that you have a stranger go and pick up your food is what makes it unthinkable to me. (Although if disabled or injured then I understand)
HARRY!
I'm not one to defend DD here, I stopped using them years ago. But strangers are preparing your food too. The driver is just one additional set of hands in the supply chain that brought food to your home.
DD still sucks, for the record.
This is true but those people are at least on camera and surrounded by other people holding them accountable.
Don't get me wrong I've seen some wild wild shit before at restaurants so of course they can still do messed up stuff to the food but having some guy pick it up and ride off with no accountability is super sketchy to me
That's what makes DD special, though. They absolutely could hold drivers accountable and all that. Other delivery services in the past used to be much more reliable and provided better experiences. Uber Eats is, to a minor extent, a moderately better platform to work with. I still don't trust them with my business though.
So it's not delivery services per se.
DD though, is absolutely trash by their own accord.
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This is the correct answer. Those companies that don’t fix their shit will perish.
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we have no options
Standing in my kitchen while saying this
It gets fixed by no longer using them. Money is all a corporation understands.
If they make more $ cutting support costs and pissing off some customers than to have support staff and higher costs and more customers, then they will do it.
Infinite growth, my friend. All that matters to most if them.
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Call the bank
cancel the transaction
delete your account
we encourage Dashers to wait a few minutes
How much do you pay them for waiting to compensate for the money they'd get delivering other items? (Your customers also have the app where they confirm delivery and tip so it's not like Dashers will slack off for 3 minutes after handing the food over)
In a small company, one could call this wishful thinking. In a large data-driven corporation, it's a calculated lie.
The vast majority of their customers are using it for convenience, not out of need.
Paying $45 to have $20 worth of shitty McDonald's "food" delivered seems stupid to me, but some people have money to burn, I guess.
I work at a nursing home and all the residents order from DD. The food there is bland as hell.
Does McDonalds not deliver themselves in the US?
Edit: Nvm just googled it and found out the McDonalds branded cars here are just run by local delivery services
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It's funny in the first place to argue from what "they allow". The customer doesn't have to care about your internal policies, fucko. Fulfill your end of the bargain.
Food all over the road is certainly a custom delivery experience...
Guess they also encourage their customers to Kennedy Jr their food off the road, too.
In the middle of Covid, this happened
Which when I went to the door, I found this on the mat exactly as it looks here, except I moved it to the sink because it was making a mess.
I never found out which of my neighbours missed their order, because it wasn’t any service I’d ever use, even if ordering a completely non-essential item like this was a waste of resources.
But fuck that guy who ‘delivered’ it by obviously dropping it before in his car and then throwing it on my doorstep!!
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