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[–] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Forbidden snack

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I hope this train Tolbarones on time.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

My initial guess would be to avoid tipping over in high wind

[–] FahrenheitGhost@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I was gonna say trainblarone, but this works too

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

i like their chocolates, until it gets stuck to my teeth.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 38 points 22 hours ago

Trainblerone

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This train isn't scalene any cliffs.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That is an acute observation.

[–] Batman@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Are you being obtuse? The train is a triangle!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 12 hours ago

I guess it helps passengers put their heads together.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 207 points 1 day ago (9 children)
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 minutes ago

yeah, they wouldn't have angled the undercarriage, the windows and doors would just leak water

or maybe... the one on the left is the photoshop! /s

[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In the world of sloppageddon, I actually don't mind being bamboozled by a photoshop now and then.

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 8 points 21 hours ago

In East German railways, vertices often had to be sacrificed because of cost and supply issues. After reunification some were donated by the West, but it just wasn't the same.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Photoshop? In this economy?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

Cheaper than AI generated

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 58 points 1 day ago

some truths are best left untold

[–] owl@infosec.pub 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? But maybe rectangle train is the Edit.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Triangle man beats Particle man

Dewey defeats Truman

My cat is an asshole

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Angle train, triangle train, boom...

Train triangle angle train.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

Pikotaro did a covid psa where he combined soap and hands

https://youtu.be/WKfolJv6Kx8?t=10s

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

It exists in my heart.

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[–] SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 7 points 20 hours ago

Isn't this a train that takes you to a vault in Borderlands?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 18 hours ago

Fahrgastdifferenzierungsmodul

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You wouldn't fight a train.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Holy smokes, what kind of grinding did that person have to do to get those HP numbers by the time they were at the phantom train

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Needs a gap between the cars to properly look like Toblerone Express

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost a Toblerone on wheels.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Just one more thing...

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Got me wondering for a moment... even if it was real, what would be its practicality? Things like this are rarely done so just because.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

So it doesn't blow over in high winds?

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 19 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Fitting into a triangular tunnel of that exact shape and size

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

But it all goes in the square hole anyway.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 12 hours ago

...the triangle, triangle... shudder and whimper

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to paint it like a toblerone.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago

I also wondered if there were any triangle tra... Actually no.

[–] Phantom_Feline17@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Triangle Train, Triangle Train Triangle Train hates Particle Train They have a fight, nobody wins Triangle Train

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Universe train, universe train. Size of the entire universe train. Usually kind to smaller train. Universe train

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Like triangles?
Like trains?
Come to West Yorkshire and visit Shipley's Triangular Train Station!

Shipley Train Station (wiki link)

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