I love how everyone knows exactly who this is referring to without including his name.
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Also, without mentioning a name, we all know who this is about.
He's so stupid, you even know who I mean when I say "he's so stupid".
I subscribe to a gaming podcast called Nexlander; they have a subscription tier where they’ll read off your name at the end of their main weekly podcast. Every week one of the names is “Maybe today is the day it finally happens” and I have one singular thought every single time that handle is read aloud.
While we all know who it is, there's a few deaths that would be celebrated globally.
Honestly there like 3 people that could trigger this.
While that will certainly happen, it won't end the environment that created him or the interests he represents. A brief respite, is as optimistic as I dare to be.
No. You’ll get 20 new clowns all fighting to be the new king. With luck they’ll eat each other as they step on the backs of everyone else. You want to see change, project 2025 needs to burn.
Also eat the rich.
I'm just looking forward to not hearing him voice his pedo rapist opinions anymore. It's a particular frequency that just won't exist anymore once his pedo mouth is permanently silenced.
Well, the GOP has many more of those
Absolutely. I will ponder this as I sip the bubbly
I don’t even expect a respite- someone will pick up the “populist” mantle immediately. At best, it would be just a changing of the mask
A number of people are clearly already trying. They are all failing miserably. Amazingly, none of them have as much charisma, at least not with such a wide audience.
From what I've heard, the moon landing was pretty much a global celebration, but yeah, would be a bit different.
... with a very broad definition of "human being"
This guy forgot about new years
Nope, New Years is a rolling celebration at midnight local time.
We’ll call it Cholesterol Day.
I think that relies too much on genetics and unfortunately the parents lived to 90+
Call it big mac day. I'm pretty sure his parents didn't exclusively eat loads of clown meat every day.
Don’t think it matters as much as you think, some bloodlines live longer
There is worse things you can eat than Big Macs, also take in to account he doesn’t smoke or drink
I wish I could agree, but from the UK to Germany to Australia to South Africa, not insignificant amounts of people have taken a look at the USA and gone "I want some of that too". At least Americans had the 'excuse' of thinking they were gonna get cheaper eggs or some shit. But the people who have had the advantage of watching this unfold from the outside and still want their own wannabe MAGA movements, are just trash with no excuse.
I think a 3rd of the world will celebrate, a 3rd will cry, and the other 3rd won't be able to tell the difference between the other two.
"here comes the new boss, same as the old boss."
It is getting harder to keep the singularity. They are trying real hard to deserve the honor.
Ok, diseases, this is your chance: whichever one of you gets him, we will cease funding for curing you.
Heart disease. Stroke. Cancer. Chronic flatulence.
Let the games begin.
Edit: limited time offer. If you get him after the offer expires, the funding continues to find a cure for you.

One explanation of the box he's wearing on his ass is that it's a continuous IV pump required for extreme cases of pulmonary/arterial hypertension It looks like it may end up being heart disease.
It'll be the closest we're ever likely to come to world peace.
I'll volunteer to die if it triggers a global celebration.
Sorry but we already planned this for you:

Six people giving me a shower?
Over my dead body.
Its minions with fart guns.
Yeah I could tolerate that.