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this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time

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[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 132 points 1 week ago

Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.

Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 146 points 1 week ago
[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago

How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 63 points 1 week ago

Flock camera.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 45 points 1 week ago

Chandelier is a bit feminine

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.

[-] decolo@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

This is a hell of a way to discover I'm a women

I fully believe that; almost all of the women in my family vastly prefer table lamps. I inherited all 19 of my grandmother's.

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[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

sorry, those are my cursed glass daggers of illumination.

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 19 points 1 week ago

Oh, my mistake, very metal, not feminine.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I'm picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.

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[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Psssshhhh!!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn't even anything TO stub your toe on!

I'm just clumsy.

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉

[-] ms_lane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

8500K temp and CRI of 'no' - sounds right.

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[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.

Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming.. closets are for ladies?

[-] johntwinkletits@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 week ago
[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago

Semicolons are feminine

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[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Less empty = more thing

less fem = man thing

The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago
[-] mantricx@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

McQueen size

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[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It's sure to be a conversation-starter, too!

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[-] saturn57@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF'IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF'ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE (not that there's anything wrong with expressing femininity).

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 week ago

waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall

[-] Zier@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago

Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!! And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something? Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!

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[-] SuperRecording@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

toss everything but the cat and the skull. everything you think of adding to the space, ask yourself 'is this in service of the skull? is this in service of the cat?'

if neither, don't add it. rinse & repeat until it looks like a Spirit Halloween to address the emptiness of the space (but know now, it won't fix the emptiness of your soul)

[-] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.

[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 18 points 1 week ago
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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 17 points 1 week ago

Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can't get access?

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[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Put a pentagram above the bed and it's done.

[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 1 week ago

I feel like that's getting back to feminine witchy territory.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Okay fine, put a big masculine poster of a muscled up Satan with hot abs and cum gutters and pretend that's straight.

Maybe some dumb bells in the corner.

[-] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 1 week ago

Now you are talking

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago

Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.

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[-] whereitsat@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

obviously a joke. but it's great to see a normal living space on the internet even though it's abnormal in style.

everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.

real people have clutter and lack 5k an hour interior designers!

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[-] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

Obviously needs more skulls

The way you decrease both the emptiness and femininity of this space is to get rid of all the retail mall goth shit, rev up the table saw and make some actual furniture.

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[-] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Replace the white closet frame and doors with natural wood. Get rid of that skull. Replace it with a taxidermy black bear. Hang a sword above the closet doors. A really goofy looking one from the mall. Unmake the bed. Throw some Cheetos on the floor.

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[-] deadbeef79000 11 points 1 week ago

How do I make this more incel?

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago

You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers' attention away from the void.

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[-] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 10 points 1 week ago

I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam 😅

My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol

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[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Leave it as is and land a banging goth chick

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