Thanks for waking up my gf with my laughter, a little warning next time would be nice.
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...shoes off the couch, lady! >_<
Fuck yo couch!
Calm down, JD Vance.
By this logic surely his real name is Mike Tython?
Yes
*Yeth
if Tyson doesn't have a speech impediment, please correct me. i don't like mocking people for their disabilities
Can you mock them if they are also a violent person and convicted rapist?
Better to mock him for the terrible things he's chosen to do than the thing he and others haven't chosen but have to live with.
Weaponized ableism is still ableism, my guy.
It's like saying it's cool to be misogynistic to JK Rowling cause she's a TERF and like, no, it fucking isn't.
Is it cool? No. Is it deserved? Also no, no one deserves that.
Am I still gonna call her a stupid cunt? Yes. Yes I am.
You must be fun at parties. The heavy cringe "my guy" really sealed it for me. If I have a disability can I goof on it? Are we allowed to talk about what makes each of us different with a sense of humor in any context?
Be an asshole if you want. Just know that people aren't gonna let you pretend you're not hurting people by saying that.
If you can't find a way to be funny without punching down, you're just not very funny. Confusing uncomfortable chuckles for genuine mirth is understandable, if it's all you've ever heard.
Edit: lol at the edit
"Hurting people" I aspire to be as altruistic as you one day.
Basic decency being called altruism. Classy.
I think you could fairly easily find a way to tease out a problematic aspect of pretty much any joke or meme. Then doing so allows you to project moral superiority and feel a win, whatever gets you off bud. Imma keep it silly.
"Thay no mo"
no mo
Omg. The layers.
I was about to say "don't bully Mike Tyson he could beat you up" but then I remember he lost a fight to Logan Paul lmfao
had no idea who Logan Paul was, if that's not the face of cocaine, energy drinks and Axe body spray, I don't know what is.
It's the face of dog shit.
Think right wing influencer from the 2000s who toured Japan look for suicide corpses and finding one, thats him.
ahh ... so Jagerbombs, cocaine, and Axe body spray with a little Vice magazine thrown in for good measure.
You make him sound a lot more masculine than he is.
eh, I was aiming for overcompensating
In defense of Tyson, he was 31 years older than Paul and Paul is young and decently trained. Tyson's last professional fight was almost 20 years earlier and the Jake Paul fight was 4 years after the most recent fight.
Most of the time the reason Jake Paul wins is because he's either fighting retired fighters or making other fighters do boxing matches when they aren't trained as boxers. He has only had one match with an active boxer, who was unranked, which he lost.
Supereyepatchwolf0 on YT did a great video on this if anyone wants to learn more: https://youtu.be/ktLaMInfono
I saw videos of Mike training, and then right before the fight a mysterious leg injury forms.
He just took the pay check, be honest.
So they could both beat me up. Great.
The time draws near