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[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 177 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How slow is a stingrays metabolism and ovulation cycle?

Can it hold onto a fertilized egg for a long while?

I checked and looks like they may be able to hold onto sperm for a few years.

Painted turtles can hold sperms for up to 3 years and fertilize eggs from multiple clutches with saved sperm.

[-] SystemDisc@feddit.org 1 points 16 minutes ago

By late May and June 2024, medical testing and veterinary specialists confirmed Charlotte did not have embryos, but instead suffered from a rare and fatal reproductive disease that mimicked pregnancy on ultrasounds.

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 118 points 3 days ago

yeah thats what i was thinking hell look at cuddlefish they literally mate with a bunch of males, save their sperm separately in packets and then pick the 'best' to optimize the genetic quality. nature is wack. would be wild to learn another creature unlocked Parthenogenesis tho.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 68 points 3 days ago

Cuddlefish are a fictional species from the game Subnautica. I think you mean cuttlefish.

[-] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

well thats just ducking great. (obviously my autocorrect is attention seeking)

[-] NoPanko@feddit.uk 20 points 3 days ago

Poor touch starved autocorrect :(

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 days ago

they literally mate with a bunch of males, save their sperm separately in packets and then pick the 'best' to optimize the genetic quality

Sounds like they've perfected the process and us humans could learn a thing or two from them 😄

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 14 points 2 days ago

Eugenics has been pretty problematic for humans in the past.

That's how human pregnancy works in the SF novel Ilium

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 28 points 3 days ago

I just kind of assumed that stingrays were capable of parthenogenesis.

Did a cursory search and this was the first result which put a dampener on the whole situation unfortunately.

[-] Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

What a roller coaster for the people caring for Charlotte. She has a lump that's probably a tumor, no it's eggs, no it's a baby, no it's a reproductive disease.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sounds like they don’t have time to cuddle.

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[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 82 points 3 days ago
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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

I was doing tasks! Teal is sus

[-] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Vent about how stoopid people can get

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 31 points 3 days ago

That sounds like parthenogenesis to me.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

And a surprisingly large number of species can do it.

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[-] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 5 points 2 days ago

The stingray ended up being sick and not actually pregnant. They were possibly seeing cysts, not eggs. Or possibly cysts and eggs and the illness caused the embryos to abort and were eaten before anyone noticed them.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/pregnant-virgin-stingray-wont-give-birth-after-all-heres-why-180984458/

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago

Sting Jesus, while obviously a joke, doesn't really make sense does it? Wouldn't it be Sting Mary? Or Sting Jesus's Mom? I'm not a Bibleologist of course, I only play one in the internet.

Big wheel keep on turnin'. Sting Mary keep on burnin'.

I'm extremely surprised '''''they''''' would think there's any species of shark could father babies with a ray, though but then maybe I'm just a big ole dumby for thinking they would be in reference to the keepers and support staff who cared for and/or studied Sting Mary.

[-] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 3 days ago

Okay, but the baby would be?

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 days ago
[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

This is the kind of early morning espresso/kratom talk I can get behind!

Rollin' on the river!

Sting Mary's womb was indeed empty, but the shape of her uterine void was mapped and used to build a functional replica of the salty messiah. When he was found floating down the Nile on a congealed foam of textile factory chemicals, the prophecy was fulfilled.

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[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 7 points 2 days ago

Sting Jesus is the bebe.

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago

Before Sting there was Police. So it's Police Mary

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[-] qevlarr@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago
[-] crimson_iris@piefed.social 42 points 3 days ago
[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

thanks. i needed you outweird my coworker.

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago

ELI5 WTF I'm looking at, please.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

two scenes from jurassic Park spliced together for comedic effect

edit for extra context: the smaller man - Dr Alan Grant portrayed by Sam Neill - is taken from a scene at the start of the movie where he meets a dinosaur for the first time - a sickly triceratops - and is listening to its breathing. The larger man - mathematician Ian Malcom portrayed by Jeff Goldblum - is taken from later in the movie where he was injured in a dinosaur attack and thus appears in dishelved clothing/a state of undress.

They have replaced the triceratops and the background from the Grant/Neill scene with Malcolm/Goldblum and surrounds.

[-] smh@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 days ago
[-] degen@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago

Now we just need Jim Carrey crawling out of his asshole

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I get the science parts, but how is Danielle the topic of this vent?

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago

What, you've never nutted in a stingray before?

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Me nutting in a stingray isn't the surprise. Her being pregnant is the surprise. This one isn't on me!

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 3 days ago

Afterwards, it stings when you pee

[-] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We just went snorkeling with stingrays in the Bahamas, and they had the same thing happen. The enclosure was only females, and yet one of them has gotten pregnant.

I assumed she was pregnant when the put them in the enclosure and they didn't know it? Or that they weren't as good at distinguishing male/female as they thought they were.

But you know, maybe there are some cool optional hermaphroditic traits in sting rays that biologists are just currently unaware of.

[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 17 points 3 days ago
[-] Odo@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago
[-] Salvo@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Poor Charlotte.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

It’s because they kept her instead of sending her to a larger aquarium or marine biology center that could support Charlotte.

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Source? The provided link said she was sick which made it look like she was pregnant.

A larger aquarium might have saved her but it feels disingenuous to imply they kept her despite that when it sounds like they didn't even know there was even a problem requiring escalation until it was way too late.

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They knew there was a problem months before she died, and even if they didn’t, they should have sent her somewhere with the proper resources. Instead, they kept her in a tiny “aquarium,” which is just a small room of fish tanks of aquatic animals that shouldn’t be there.

They kept her because she was making tons of money.

Had they sent her to a proper pacific research aquarium that is knowledgable about her species, she may not have died.

[-] mastod0n@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago
[-] unknown@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

Put a fricken laser on it

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Some sting ray enthusiast from the staff transported sting ray semen into the tank.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 15 points 3 days ago

Someone from the staff is three stingrays in a trenchcoat.

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