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[-] mergingapples@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Did you know: During the American civil war, the king of Siam (present day Vietnam) offered the Union two elephants to assist in the war effort.

Lincoln politely refused.

Probably wise, I'd hate to see reenactments with elephants miming getting shot

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[-] Viceversa@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

London is the capital of Great Britain

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

Do not eat a pack of watch batteries under any circumstances.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Do they get aggressive or what?

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

They gave me a super power. But it was one of the cursed super powers where there's a catch to using it, the type of thing you'd wish for from a genie but the wish he grants you is twisted into diabolical torture that taps deep into your darkest fears. They also made everything look like the world was spinning clockwise.

[-] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

So eating individual watch batteries is okay?

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

I can only confirm the pack is unsafe, unsure what happens if you stick to smaller doses.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

If you hear about it, or if a thing isn't happening anymore, please update the one who knows.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 22 points 21 hours ago

Generally speaking, righty tighty lefty loosely.

[-] LongLive@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

genuinely general guidance

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago

AKA: the left liberates and the right oppresses

[-] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 points 20 hours ago

aka the right- hand thumb rule for vectors of angular motion

[-] Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Yes and the left hand makes like a L shape along the thumb and forefinger

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago

Some fish talk by farting.

[-] burido@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Fake it till you make it

[-] CobraCommander@quokk.au 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

If I ever find out, I’ll pass it on.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 5 points 18 hours ago

Not sure if this will help in your current situation, but it's worth knowing that the British town of "Doncaster" would be said exactly the same if it was actually called "Dong Caster".

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 17 hours ago

Suddenly I have an idea for my new dnd wizard character

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago

I know one thing: that I know nothing.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago
[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

I don't know. What defines Socrates?

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

I'm not sure.aybe were all Socrates?

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

If we all are Socrates, does that mean that nobody is?

[-] Hack3900@lemy.lol 2 points 17 hours ago

The Wii only has 88mm of ram !

[-] SystemDisc@feddit.org 1 points 7 hours ago

That's so long, though!!!

[-] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 20 hours ago

Hi, hello, hi. Hello. Hi.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

I know it is what it is. And it aint good.

[-] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 21 hours ago

it'll happen to you too!

[-] minty@aussie.zone 5 points 23 hours ago

Sorry I don't know anything. Will let you know when I learn something

[-] CelloMike@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I thought I knew something once but it was just cramp

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml -1 points 12 hours ago

Me, a transfem, trying to talk to cis women

[-] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 4 points 23 hours ago

I once knew something, I think.

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