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[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 123 points 4 days ago

You know, I didn't think I'd use this image more than once in a day, but what do you know?

[-] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 60 points 3 days ago
[-] msage@programming.dev 19 points 3 days ago

The eyes full of regret...

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago

They kind of look like the ones from Dungeon Soup

[-] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago
[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I think it’s @cartumante I just can’t find the original

[-] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago
[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 45 points 4 days ago

Showed this to my dipshit friend. He says, “I’d just bring silver bullets, easy!”

So that sent me down a little rabbit hole. His 9mm Glock if you made bullets out of silver would cost about $15 a shot.

That boy ain’t got no job, ladies and gentlemen.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That's what student loans are for!

[-] gedfromgont@piefed.ca 19 points 3 days ago

You have an issue that your boy has a hypothetical job to pay for silver bullets when you propose a made-up scenario with a non-existing mystical creature to him?

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago

Yes, but only because he said "easy" at the end.

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 6 points 3 days ago

My dude. That’s the issue! You and me, and I don’t know you, we can hatch a fucking plan. All I’m saying, with all the respect I can muster, is that Dave sure as shit can’t handle the situation he is preparing for.

[-] ghost9@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 11 points 3 days ago

Surely silver plated is good enough?

[-] filcuk@feddit.uk 16 points 3 days ago

Good question! The silver actually dissolves in contact with their blood and causes their cells to rapidly tear themselves apart, diminishing in the process. So a trace amount of silver would hurt terribly, but would likely not kill them.
Source: no

[-] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Do even a solid silver bullet only does local damage?

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 29 points 4 days ago

Yes to the first.

Also yes to the second, because the werewolf that fucked me also bit me and now I have the strength of a werewolf.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 24 points 4 days ago

What if they just blew out your ring and now you have a werehole and it’s not a full moon?

[-] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Theyre going owwooooo no matter what

[-] Danarchy 6 points 3 days ago

Welcome to the wengbang

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 4 days ago

Oh no please mister wolf I'm just a weak little bunny ~❤️

[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

Knotty premise.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

8.1% huh?

Well... this is awkward.

this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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