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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 266 points 2 weeks ago

At scale, you just described the financial industry.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 115 points 2 weeks ago
[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 2 weeks ago

Or capitalism

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 118 points 2 weeks ago

it's real once you get up to oligarch level.

[-] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

In that case the fee would be around three-fiddy and not $85 or almost 50%.
Just have a look at the most recent slap on Meta's wrist for knowingly ruining countless lives of children and teenagers.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 95 points 2 weeks ago

Surely the fine is in addition to also having to pay for the stolen fuel?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago

In reality yes, hence the title

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

And not just the normal price, but usually with a factor of 2 or 3 involved.

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[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago

This loophole will be corrected before anything JP Morgan currently gets away with a fine on.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

It's not really a loophole, because we haven't issued fines at less than triple digits in decades.

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 39 points 2 weeks ago

That's why I advocate for fines and penalties scaled to income and net worth, both personal and corporate. If you're poor you should still be able to eat after paying a speeding ticket, but if you're a billionaire you should be knocked down a couple of million for the same offense.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

But if rich people can't get away with everything (except for a light slap on the wrist) then people won't be motivated to innovate and improve

Like trumps desire to rape children motivated him to bankrupt three casinos and become president

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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

How do people pump gas before paying?

[-] Godort@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 weeks ago

This was how gas pumps worked everywhere when I started driving

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah.

If you were a local they'd see you pull up and turn on the pump. If you weren't you'd go inside and pay cash first, but it was inconvenient because it was harder to just fill the tank.

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[-] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 7 points 2 weeks ago

I'm still pissed off at being treated like a thief every time I go to gas up because they started a forever war in the middle east which inflated the price of gas. Then they never brought the cost back down with the price per barrel AND kept the paying before pumping policy.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 60, so me, too. But, I haven't seen a pump or a station that allows pumping before paying in many, many years.

You hand over cash at the counter, and they turn on the pump. Or you pay at the pump--you need to put your card in before the pump will start.

[-] jama211@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends where you live. I live in Australia, and there isn't a single service station that makes you prepay where I love. You can just pump and pay at the end, always.

[-] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

You make love in the gas station?

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[-] RidderSport@feddit.org 18 points 2 weeks ago

In Germany that is the norm. You pay after pumping at the counter. Cashless automatic pumps that require a deposit are rare

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[-] Quokka@quokk.au 14 points 2 weeks ago

How do you pay before you know how much you need?

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

Well these days credit cards have an authorization function where they can hold $50 or $100 and then when done can release the hold and charge you the proper amount.

And cash is rare enough that they don't mind inconveniencing those people anymore.

[-] Flower@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

In Europe it blocks €300. Fuel prices are high. Sometimes a payment doesn't go through as it should and the remaining amount isn't released. Then you get an article in the newspaper of someone complaining their couldn't pay in the shop because 300 was blocked on their account. These things resolve themselves as the bank does a check automatically after a day or two but some folks get caught close to payday.

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[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 21 points 2 weeks ago

Pay the clerk. If you can't fit x litres/gallons/whatevers, you go back to the clerk and they give you the remaining balance back.

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[-] Leon327@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

In most of northwest europe this is standard. Otherwise how do you know how much you need pay to fill the tank?

[-] Medic8eme@piefed.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

In Canada its an auto function of the payment system. You say you want $100 in gas. The card gets preauthorized for $100 to ensure the money is available then the pump starts. After you finish pumping and get only $80 in fuel that is what is actually charged to the card. The card is charged only after you finish pumping.

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[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?

In some gas stations you must pay beforehand, but in others you can pay afterwards so you can fill your tank.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

How do you fill your tank without paying for more gas than you're going to use?

you don't pay for more than you use. I prepay $100 on my credit card, use $58 and I'm charged $58, the $100 was a security hold and is the most you can get.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's pretty standard some places. Or at least it used to be.

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[-] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
  1. you can't pump without paying/cc

Ok 85 usd, you still have a civil case incoming and they usually get treble aka 3x the price of what you clipped.

https://youtu.be/jE-6n4dO95A

[-] db2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

It depends on where you are, and "treble" is the word you want.

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[-] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

I foresaw the iran war. I swapped to an EV about a week before prices doubled in my area. I keep doing the math, and ive saved about $300 -- and it only cost me $7166!

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

That citation might have cost 85 dollars in 1981.

[-] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

If everybody did this, we would save so much money.

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[-] newton@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] vegafjord@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

but seriously though, notpayforfuel challenge sounds dope. That could lead to the zero carz society.

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can you even get gas without paying? Seem rare nowadays

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[-] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's a of total!

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