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I found this story in the New York Times.

He said he thought Trump’s agenda was only to go after bad people.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/us/trump-immigration-crackdown.html?unlocked_article_code=1.91A.RktV.1dXxKXfTRzK0

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Good. At least now he'd realise the harm he's causing.

[-] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

Is that a pregnancy photo?

[-] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

That would add an extra layer of face eating leopard to this. F2M pregnancy while being still being pro trump. I bet there is at least 1 person in that exact scenario right now. Hope they stub their toe today, too.

[-] Lor@leminal.space 1 points 2 hours ago

Um, hello? Are people really this dumb? smdh.

[-] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Light Paywall. Article is unlocked, but requires a sign in.

[-] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 25 points 7 hours ago

Oh look another "They're arresting the wrong immigrants" asshole who voted for Trump and now regrets all of their choices.

I have no sympathy for these clowns.

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 hours ago

padme: so you'll become an anti ice activist now right?

[-] GarboDog@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Good for him, what did he fucn expect???

[-] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

For overstaying her visa.

GG.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 48 points 11 hours ago

If your political ideology can be debunked with one (1) real-world encounter with the policies you support, you should be banned from voting.

[-] TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 hours ago

Brent Hindra, a tech salesman, voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party three times, drawn by their aggressive face eating agenda. He never imagined the face eating frenzy would ensnare his own wife's face.

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 17 points 13 hours ago
[-] Archer@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Balding mediocre middle aged white guy, of course. It’s always the ones you most expect

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz -2 points 2 hours ago

Balding mediocre middle aged white guy, of course. It’s always the ones you most expect

Insults do not need cuss words. I, for one, vastly prefer elegant insults.

Your statement is worded in an insulting manner. inserting that "mediocre" in there turns the phrase into an insult, whilst the second sentence tries to reaffirm your thesis that all balding, middle aged white guys are MAGA supporters.

Cheap, and really MAGA-ish.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 9 points 9 hours ago

The fact that all you can muster to insult the guy are his physical characteristics, over which he has no control, says quite a bit about yourself.

[-] nodiratime@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

He is fat and has the worst kind of beard. Two things he has total control over.

[-] elucubra@sopuli.xyz -1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, being fat and having "the worst kind of beard" has a lot to do with his stance in the progressive to reactionary scale.

BTW, what scale are you using for best/worst kind of beard?

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works -1 points 7 hours ago

Lol the only "insult" is the word mediocre. The rest are just accurate statements. If you see a black person it's statistically likely they voted for Kamala, if they voted at all. If you see a middle aged white dude, it's likely they voted for Trump if they voted at all.

[-] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 19 points 16 hours ago

Sorry, am I supposed to sympathize with that bigot?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago

It looks like he's pregnant from the way this photo is posed.

Why won't you think of the children?

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

It looks like he’s pregnant from the way this photo is posed.

That's the reason I clicked on the post. I was curious to see if this was a story about a pregnant, trans, MAGA supporter as that would have surely been the only pregnant, trans, MAGA supporter in the USA.

[-] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Yes. You are. You're supposed to vote for her to stay!

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 48 points 19 hours ago
[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 159 points 23 hours ago

Why she holding his belly like he's pregnant

[-] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 72 points 22 hours ago

To feel the baby kick.

[-] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 31 points 20 hours ago
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[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 179 points 23 hours ago

i dID'nT VotE fOr THis!

You did. Out of willful ignorance.

[-] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 44 points 21 hours ago

Or malice towards others. How can you prove youre worthy of your spot on the social ladder if you aren't stomping on the hands of those below you?

[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago

Like all the MAGAt morons, they only care if it effects them. And they'll continue to vote for republikkkans every single time. Brainwashed and malignant.

[-] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 28 points 18 hours ago

Side note, that is such an awkward photo. Wtf is she doing with her hands. It feels like he doesn't even notice she's there.

[-] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago
[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

He's going to bring a beautiful baby racism into the world! Awwwwww

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Based on the thumbnail i assumed it was cause dude was so short.

[-] thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

My thought too. I know nothing about these people, but this is a pregnancy announcement pic.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Her right eye is just so, "teal"... green? Looks like a cyborg illuminating her one eye

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Huh, the shine of the anti-reflective coating on her glasses lines up perfectly with her irises, both in location and color. It does almost look like it's coming from her eyes.

[-] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago

I have a feeling she might have called ICE on herself to get away from him.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 9 points 17 hours ago

Just because he's pregnant?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 60 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Although green-card applicants with expired visas can be detained under federal law, previous administrations did not consider them to be in the country unlawfully.

I have been sounding this alarm for years now. A huge portion of Green card holders and naturalized citizens have technically overstayed a visa while awaiting change of status processing. I don't know what the exact number is, but I'd wager it's potentially a significant majority, considering how long the process takes. Previously it has been a long standing policy that you will get amnesty as long as the paperwork is filed in time, but there is not law that requires it.

If they want, they could use this exact same "loophole" to start mass de-naturalization as well.

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[-] db2@lemmy.world 70 points 23 hours ago

The first part I don't believe is "he thought".

[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago

How the fuck is she with him?

Well, I mean she isn't with him now, but she was.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Maybe he was better looking when he was younger.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 hours ago

The quest for citizenship

[-] LemUser@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

They'll never see that $35,000 bond again. It is probably already in trumPedo's pocket.

[-] aarch0x40@piefed.social 33 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Man who mail orders wife has her taken away by man who mail orders wife?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago

state issued wife, and escort. also known as First escort.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

Is he married to Donna Pinciotti?

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