Just calling the maga-vaxx ultra America freedom shot.

Or the Traditional Republican Universal Microbe Prevention or T.R.U.M.P. shot for short.

I think their problem might really be about the delivery method. Have a vaccine that can be delivered as a cough, they seem to be ok with coughed in public spaces without covering their mouth.

I have a body, antibodies sound dangerous

So here's something that boggles my mind a bit here. So these idiots have been talking about how the COVID vaccine was dangerous, unproven, and untested and that COVID was a bio-weapon from China, established fact with these people.

Right now quite a few of my more MAGA in-laws are straight up shooting untested, unproven, unverified peptides from China and going on about how it's the best thing ever.

It's American stupidity at its finest here.

shoot yourself with small bullets to build an immunity to big ones

As a pharmacy worker who is under a lot of pressure to push vaccines hard (and happy to oblige), I'm always so tempted to hand out a printout of this study showing that republicans died more from covid than democratics after the covid vaccines started coming out.

I'm sure y'all must feel a lot of self-satisfaction behind that smug smile every time you get the chance to reject the offers, but seriously.. you're just hurting yourselves. It's like dealing with children.

In this day and age, I'm genuinely unsure if this screen cap is a person making a joke, or an anti-vaxxer being oblivious and stupid.

It really could be either one.

Great idea! and we can even inject it under the skin

Small exposure?! What a whimp. Bro I'm virus maxxing. I get blood infusions from my sick homies and than let them throw up in my mouth.

I'm so sick now bro, you can't handle this. Im going to be immune to everything, viruses can't infect dead organs.

They'll still chug ivermectin with a bleach chaser while shoving a UV lamp up their bunghole.

What if instead of surgery we can put people in temporary comas and very Delicately Cut open parts of their bodies to get rid of things such as Tumors or replace organs Etc.

Got an MMR booster recently. Doctor told me it was a live vaccine and that I’d feel a bit off while my body fought it.
First thing I did when someone asked how the doctors visit went was to respond with “Well, I have measles…”

They’re used to my bullshit, so they didn’t believe me!

I think we should be able to build the antibodies without seeing the virus at all

That's very old idea.

What if we take a sample of your blood along with sample of virus from your body and use AI to calculate how to genetically modify your leukocytes so they start fighting diseases you have ? Then we will bio print this messenger rna and inject to your body in hope this will cure you.

What if we weaken the virus with mercury?

He just defined what a fucking vaccine is lmao

It's so crazy, it might just work!