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[-] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 14 hours ago

Apple: we are now going to spy on everyone through Apple watches

[-] Doom@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Don't forget they are designed by mosad. So they also might blow up.

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 16 hours ago

You're right for the push back, and I shouldn't directly kill you.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Apple: I want to possess you, steal your money, then kill you.

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Shouldn't they take a number then?

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 6 points 13 hours ago

Apple has always been late but made existing things more efficient and better. So just wait for few years and apple will find more efficient way to kill us all. \s

[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Apple will normalize and perfect all the subscriptions.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 17 hours ago

Hint: they aren't going to kill you.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

They will if they dont render our planet ubinhabitable beforehand.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

Apple's now copying Samsung for development ideas.

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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Is there actually any benefit to having a phone that folds?

[-] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 minutes ago

It's really great if you like phones with extremely obvious points of failure. My wife had a zflip where the hinges got stuck and snapped, and they replacement they sent her had the flex cable inside malfunction to the point where it felt like the phone was going to melt. Two different ways to fail in the same spot. The future is here!

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 9 hours ago

Upgrading every two years because the old one broke, rather than because of a crippling addiction to consumerism?

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

I get for people wanting the larger screen size that folds, but I'd like one of the smaller ones so it's not as heavy and fits into smaller pockets

[-] notabot@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago

A bigger screen can make many tasks easier. I'd quite like to be able to see a decently large terminal window and a keyboard at the same time for instance.

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago

I carry a phone and small tablet for most things. Having them combined would be pretty cool. Although I have been bearish on foldables since the beginning.

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I don't buy it. I really do think this is just a weird form of advertising. Like, "WHOA THIS AI IS GONNA KILL US?! I wanna subscribe to see how powerful it is!"

Absolute bologna. Just total hogwash. I mean full on horserubbish!

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

It's known as "criti-hype".

Google:

  • Criti-hype critics: We have to rein Google in, they spy on absolutely everything you do, and as a result their advertising is like a mind control ray!
  • Google: Hey advertiser, did you hear, even our critics say our advertising is like a mind control ray, that's why you have to pay us so much.
  • The reality: Google doesn't even know enough to avoid showing people ads in languages they don't understand despite all their settings and all their usage being in a different language.

Palantir

  • Criti-hype critics: Palantir tech must be stopped is so powerful that a human isn't even needed in the decision loop!
  • Palantir: Hey government, did you hear, even our critics say that we don't need a human in the decision loop!
  • The reality: Palantir suggests bombing a school.
[-] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We're basically already at a point where most enterprise documentation is written partly or entirely by AI, and then read mostly by AI. Eventually true understanding of e.g. how to build a docker-compose file will be genuinely rare. And they want to apply that model to everything.

The risk isn't that GAI will decide, in an Asmovian sense, that the best way to make peace on earth is to kill us all, or that to achieve it's manufacturing quota it must transmute all matter in the universe I to paperclips. The real risk is that the MBA-wielding professional-managerial class will not be able to resist the siren song of demolishing labor with something that works "well enough." Eventually they're going to put it in charge of something critical like ATC or dam control or the electrical grid.

Humans, by our nature, are diverse, and one fuck up rarely cascades through the entire global system. We make small fuck ups and train each other. AI "learns" by observing and probabilistically imitating, and one model could be deployed in a thousand places and screw up the exact same way.

tldr ai won't kill us, our bosses will once Anthropic wines and dines them

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 16 hours ago

Something that works well enough? But who will think of the shareholders then? Isn't it just fabulous for them to increase their 10 billion to 10.2 billion by abolishing all human skill from the surface of Earth.

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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 96 points 1 day ago

You could always fold an iPhone. It's just, you could only do it once

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You could fold it way more than once. A bit less crunch each time.

[-] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 18 hours ago

Yeah, but its nice you dont have to put the hinge in yourself anymore

That feature debuted on the iPhone 6 IIRC.

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[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Weren’t fold phones a flop?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 17 hours ago

Only if the hinge went.

[-] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 18 hours ago

Nope, just very expensive.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

No. And with the newer, wider form factor that Samsung started using this generation and clearly Apple is also using, there has been more excitement. The trifold phones have also generated a ton of excitement. That trifold Huawei looks amazing, but us Americans can't have it. I strongly considered a folding phone for my traveling job. A phone that could fold out tablet size for TV/movies/books sounds great for the plane/hotel.

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Apple being shit at AI might actually be a blessing. When the bubble pops, they won’t have lost so much, and until then they can get AI companies to pay to be the Siri model (not sure if that’s what they are actually doing though).

[-] Mika@piefed.ca 4 points 19 hours ago

Apple is not a competitor for anthropic/openai, it's competitor to nvidia. Latest mac studio is very local AI capable, with 256gb uram and upcoming 512gb, while not terrible inference speed.

They are selling shovels, basically.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Their previous model has been to sell hardware, rent media, and give software away.

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[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

This is literally Apple’s business model. It’s intentional. They are intentionally focused on slow sustained growth rather than the incredibly volitile BS other tech companies chase. Late to the game? Nobody cares. Something is a flop? They weather it. The butterfly keyboard was a disaster for Apple and it didn’t hurt them at all. They can take the blow if then the occasional flop because their risks are lower and planned out. They let everyone else spin their wheels while they iterate their designs based on what others failed at.

The M-series chips going gangbusters on AI is no coincidence, but at the same time, if the buyer doesn’t care about AI, that unified memory benefits them in other ways anyway. Because they planned out everything.

Which makes the Apple mouse that much more baffling.

[-] boonhet@lemmy.zip 4 points 20 hours ago

The Apple mouse is fine, you leave it on charger when you go into a meeting and you'll have a few weeks of usage again.

Probably wouldn't buy one personally, but if you want to use gestures on it, it's pretty decent.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

It’s not the charger, it’s the ergonomics. That thing literally hurts to use.

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Honestly. I'm ok with this.

Google: Fix google fucking drive. Stop this AI shit and put the billions of dollars into making your products basically functional.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 55 points 1 day ago

At this point, anyone disappointed by Google has self inflicted wounds. Unless your employer forces you to use it, there's really no excuse to not Degoogle.

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

I have a friend who works for Google, in a non-computer science department but one that does require some amount of decent computer hardware (compute, IO, etc.) They go through this cycle every year or so; their team uses MacBook Pros because it fits their needs the best -> department heads above them see this and take the MacBook Pros away and replace them with Chromebooks -> team cannot accomplish their goals on the Chromebooks, so they lobby up the chain and eventually get their MBPs back -> … ad infinitum.

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