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What is the punchline to the worst joke you know?
(aussie.zone)
Mooooo!
Oh, I still can't say it, it's awful.
Knife
Convenience over quality.
"What, Greg?"
60 hertz
"The dolphin"
BTW this is a from a really bad joke in spanish.
If they're forced on you as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult.
I'm sorry, but you'll have to get in line for that, too.
I feel like I need to qualify that I understand this is where I write the punchline to a joke, and that I am not accientally typing this into a search engine.
spoiler
Sexy kids
Parkinsons
DIE, HERETIC!
I like that joke!
Northern or southern baptist?
Cancer!
Just the two of us.
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
Rectum
We call it, The Aristocrats!
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And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.
- overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.
Because they have big fingers too.
Better Nate than lever
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The “United” States
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Kooshhh!
A stick.
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What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.
Or the punchline may actually be, “oh it was a dog!”
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Nah, that’s just ice cream.
What, did you blow a seal?
I'm glad someone got it. Also, I always wondered what a penguin car looks like.
He sh*t in my pants too!
The Pope looks up and says, "You fuckers are my kind of people."
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Let Epsilon be so small that Epsilon/2 is already negative.
And the penguin says, "Nah, that's just ice cream."
Doing something after long time is better than doing nothing.
I thought I was reading a Norm McDonald joke there
Better Nate than lever?
Is this an llm bugging out by rephrasing?
This joke is older than LLMs
Are you the llm though...this is a mangled rephrasing of the punchline.. was your prompt something like rephrase a common from a similar thread
I'm not the LLM
It's the cobblestones.
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