Or at least not too late, the grey-over is for real.

My father refused any flex on his stubbornness, we haven't spoken in five years.

Just the two of us.

I'd call it a fuckin bargain even

And uhh, if you need fake references I'm happy to make something up. I've worked in a few warehouses. on time, turns up, doesn't complain. When asked for a fault I usually say they eat meat which no interviewer wants to touch for a simple job reference.

I just found out that an old friend who went homeless died recently at 41. I knew him when he was about 23. Great welder. Tried to sleep with me a few times which was kinda flattering, he was a gentleman about it. RIP Benny.

Porridge for brecky.

Seitan salad roll for lunch.

Apricot tofu (like chicken) w/ Vietnamese chilli oil that I make.

Banana, nuts and dark choc snacks.

I got a big bag of creatine in Springy if you need some.

The berocca is mainly for vitamin B's to make your wee yellow.

The creatine is what they use to test if the sample is too water-ey.

3 week break. 48 hours of heavy water consumption and ~4g/day creatine prior to test. Vitamin B the night before. Bob's your uncle.

I've know a few homesless guys and some of them are straight up unable to function as a regular member of society. Lovely people with good hearts but cannot handle a regular day to day life. Kind of you to reach out to him.

That sucks homie. Twice my mother has agreed to help me get into a place only to turn around and withdraw the offer.