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We're about to learn a painful lesson about delayed gratification in software engineering.

New data from China, 26,811 students tracked January 2023 through June 2025. Students using AI for homework saw their scores jump 20 percent. Completion time dropped nearly half. They aced the assignments.

Then exam season came. Those same students scored 20 to 40 percent worse when they couldn't use the tool.

The homework phase is over. The exam phase is coming.

We're doing this in software right now. Vibe coding feels incredible. Features ship fast. Nobody's asking what happens in Month 18 when the original dev has left and nobody understands the codebase.

Commercial pilots fly with autopilot for most of every flight. They're required to maintain manual flying proficiency regardless. If the system fails mid-air and the pilot can't take over, people die.

Most teams using AI right now have forgotten how to fly manually. They've become passengers in their own systems. The autopilot flies, nobody checks instruments, and the first sign of trouble will be a breach notice or outage.

Three rules:

  1. Command the mission. Define architecture before prompting. Ambiguity kills in code and in flight. Delegate selectively. Offload mechanical work. Keep design and security reviews human. Verify everything. Audit before production.
  1. Never trust the automation without checking instruments.
  1. Quick wins feel good. Sustainable engineering feels boring. Boring keeps systems standing.

Organisations surviving the next two years won't ship the fastest. They'll be the ones who remember how to fly without the aids.


people insisting that you actually be skilled, independently of your tools, doesn't make them Luddites. Rather, being unable to do so makes you a phony.

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[-] anzo@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago
[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

"AI is the asbestos we are shovelling into the walls of our society, and our descendants will be digging it out for generations." - Cory Doctorow,

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[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Goodluck arguing this with the AI bros

"dude I have an agent of workflow that goes through the entire codebase. the agent is the expert and I am guiding it"

alright man you have fun with that

[-] Auth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

My co worker is beyond that. He says the AI is smarter than him and he just passes the captchas and interacts with the real world for it

[-] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Fucking scary people are so willing to turn off their brain. When shit goes wrong, they will hold you accountable, not the AI.

[-] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Whether or not you can pass an exam barely means anything IRL

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 day ago

I agree with everything except for vibe coding feeling great.

Am I the only one who gets incredibly anxious relying on AI to code? I still ask it for code when I really just want to move on from a problem but it always feels like voluntarily putting mold in my floorboards.

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think it sounds really weird, too. I don't like the sound of that at all. I'm not a pro though.

I'll admit I enjoy carrying on little tutoring sessions with my GPU though. "How might I approach something like that?" "Can you explain this concept a bit differently?"

But I try to do all the solid brain work myself. Letting the machine write the code for me feels...kinda gross.

I actually think it's awesome that it understands coding convention and codebases and stuff well enough. Saves a lot of time digging through the wreckage of search engines...

But I don't appreciate that a lot of its "skill" is pulled from the efforts of uncompensated coders.

[-] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I only use it to solve specific problems when I can't find the solution elsewhere. Then I spend the time to understand and rewrite the code myself.

It's the same workflow as using Stack Overflow, etc. You can't just copy/paste solutions.

[-] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

I try vibe coding from time to time and it’s a mixed bag. When it works it works but then there’s suddenly just code there. It’s like when a colleague implements a feature in a project with multiple devs but since it’s just your personal project you suddenly got put in the code reviewer chair.

When I write code I reason about all the small decisions but when the agent takes over I have to figure out step by step why decisions were made.

I’m still not sold on coding agents and vibecoding but it’s getting better and more usable.
The only downside is that a agent doing its thing is now seen as downtime where you could just prompt another agent and work on several projects simultaneously. If anyone ever tells you vibecoding is good because you can work in parallel RUN

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

~~I try vibe coding from time to time and it’s a mixed bag. When it works it works but then there’s suddenly just code there. It’s like when a colleague implements a feature in a project with multiple devs but since it’s just your personal project you suddenly got put in the code reviewer chair.~~

~~When I write code I reason about all the small decisions but when the agent takes over I have to figure out step by step why decisions were made.~~

~~I’m still not sold on coding agents and vibecoding but it’s getting better and more usable.~~ ~~The only downside is that a agent doing its thing is now seen as downtime where you could just prompt another agent and work on several projects simultaneously.~~ If anyone ever tells you vibecoding is good ~~because you can work in parallel~~ RUN

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[-] geissi@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

Verify everything. Audit before production.

Yeah, the move fast and break things industry already didn’t do that before AI

[-] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Wow this could potentially be pretty amazing, but also could cause unprecedented, catastrophic, dam--"

"TOO LATE. SHIPPED. SHIPPED TO EVERYONE. WORLDWIDE. Moneymoneymoney weeeeeeee"

[-] schnokobaer@feddit.org 145 points 2 days ago

This is kind of like the "you won't have a calculator with you all the time" argument by your 8th grade math teacher in 2003, except instead of making yourself dependent on a little solar powered device (that you could have with you all the time if you really wanted to, even before smartphones) you're becoming dependent on a subscription service offered by a trillion dollar company that can increase the price tenfold at will, or cut you from the platform entirely, stripping you of all your professional expertise at once.

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 7 points 1 day ago

yea no

calculators are deterministic

come back to me when ai isn't fucking wrong silently

[-] logi@lemmy.world 75 points 2 days ago

that can increase the price tenfold at will

That will have to increase the price ten fold to stop bleeding billions of dollars every month.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

The American taxpayers will save them, whether they want to or not.

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[-] tyler@programming.dev 47 points 2 days ago

and also the calculator is actively destroying the planet.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

And tells you it is your girlfriend and to shoot up your school.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 days ago

I dont think so. If(here is where my argument fails for most people cause i got really good education) your teacher thought you math properly tho point isnt the calculations but that you understand the logic. With ai the problem is the same with as a calculator that just spits out derivatives, graphs, etc by just typing in a formula. The reason you have to understand those is to be able to build upon it.

[-] captcha_incorrect@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

100% agreed. My teacher said that he taught us tools, how they worked and how to use them, in order for us to apply them in new ways. Even with a calculator you have to understand the underlaying logic to actually do something. Don't know basic mathematics? Good luck using a calculator.

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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is kind of like the “you won’t have a calculator with you all the time” argument

It's not even that! Students without a calculator don't see their test scores crater, the work just takes longer.

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[-] kouichi@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago

And the post is written with fucking AI lmao

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 115 points 2 days ago

The luddites had a point.

They weren’t opposed to technology, but the use of technology to remove skilled labor to produce inferior products.

Also, the pilot/autopilot argument is, kinda not applicable. The pilots aren’t just fucking around- autopilot systems only manage some aspects of flying, the pilots are still fully engaged.

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The pilots absolutely can just fuck around for most of the flight, and even during the critical moments of takeoff and landing, the plane can do a lot of it automatically these days.

Pilots need to actively practice flying without autopilot to keep those skills up in case the autopilot fails.

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[-] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I feel like their point was that the gains of technology were not distributed fairly, which is largely the concern today. It’s not “technology is bad”, or “technology make bad thing”; rather, “the owners of the machine undercut our labor, and we lose our jobs”, which I think was true. In the modern world, there are likely less tailors, as a percentage of the working population, certainly in first world countries. Sweatshops still exist, and it’s people’s labor competing against a production line, in terms of ROI for a business.

I get the sense we all know AI isn’t going to bring about a uptopia for all people, because the economic systems don’t incentivize that. There’s some hypothetical world where this sort of technological advance could benefit all people, but it’s not the one we live in. That’s a reality & major problem for the technology (among other issues).

I certainly think the cost of labor for tech development is going to drop significantly due to the market pressures; look at all the tech layoffs. At the same time, the upside is these tools make certain projects accessible & possible, because prior, would have needed significant funding, amazing solo skills, etc. There’s new opportunities available, but it’ll come at the cost of cratering tech position compensation & job security.

I don’t know anyone in my field right now who feels safe (game dev), and I have many talented friends out of work.

[-] nightlily@leminal.space 15 points 2 days ago

Just look at any productivity vs wage growth chart from any country. Anyone who thinks that any efficiency gain will pay off for workers is either naive or part of the grift.

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[-] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Vibe coding at work lets you slack off and then secure your job when shit inevitably hits the fan and you have to untangle the mess. Seems like a win-win to me, assuming you know how to program to do the untangling part. The only bad part is not having any satisfaction in doing the job, but there was enough corporate bullshit in place all along to ensure that regardless.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 23 points 1 day ago

This is probably overly pessimistic/optimistic (depending on your outlook) in terms of timing. You won't forget how to code after 18 months of using AI to do it instead; if you decide to go cold turkey, or OpenAI turns the screws on pricing, or whatever, you'll be back in the swing of things in no time. The lesson from schools is that junior programmers who are learning now are not going to gain the same ability we did. (Besides that they're finding it difficult to get hired because the AI can do junior programming fairly OK, that is). So the problem won't be in 18 months; it'll be in a few years at least, from that point of view.

There's the separate question of architecture and code quality; by this point we've probably all seen the impenetrable morass that vibe coding leads to. That, I'm guessing, will cause problems much sooner.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

That's not what we're talking about. Knowing how to program is just one thing. Students who use AI to cheat on theory classes won't learn the theory. Additionally in programming classes they won't learn how to program as well as they could

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

having ai do your homework for you is not a flex

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Finding ways to save effort is smart.

Finding ways to trade quality for convenience isn't. In the case of education, given its fundamental importance, quality is paramount. A mentor of mine phrased it as "learn to do it right first, then learn where you can get away with being sloppy". Education is the "learn to do it right" part.

In the case of programming, figuring out where you can be sloppy (and how sloppy) is a matter of experience. A junior developer doesn't have that experience. A senior developer might, but in my impression they tend to be way less excitable and preachy about using AI.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 1 day ago

Offloading a homework during brain development to watch some TikTok

[-] soyslurper2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 days ago

This isn't programmer humor... post to the right comm like fuck_ai@lemmy.world

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 65 points 2 days ago

The vilification of the Luddites as cantankerous tech haters is a really good example of how malicious falsehoods can succeed, I think. I'd guess that most English speakers who know the word would define Luddite as "someone who hates technology", and I think it resonates on some level because we all hate technology some of the time. The fact that Luddites didn't indiscriminately hate technology, they just destroyed the means by which their oppressors oppressed them, is handily swept aside. And I never even questioned that narrative on Luddites until I happened to read up on them.

It's sneaky, because before then "Luddite" didn't feel like an important or politically charged term at all. It was simply a slang word for people who grump about technology. Calling people haters just short-circuits any examination of the so-called haters' reasons. It's exactly what people say about terrorists, except instead of technology its freedom. They just hate freedom. I wonder how many people have "terrorist = freedom hater" embedded so deeply they don't even think about it.

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[-] annoying_cyclist@programming.dev 52 points 2 days ago

I have a hard time telling AI authored LinkedIn thought leadership apart from formulaic LinkedIn thought leadership sometimes, but this feels AI written, which makes it fairly amusing considering the point it's making.

(Does vibe coding feel incredible? Also, "Nobody’s asking what happens in Month 18 when the original dev has left and nobody understands the codebase" implies that the vibe coder original dev understood the codebase at any point, which isn't an argument I'd feel comfortable making for any of the ones I've worked with)

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[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 39 points 2 days ago

when the original dev leaves and nobody understands the code

In my experience at work, no one cares about this. They assume the AI will be able to get there with enough tokens/time with the help of the human at the other end. They have done this and decided it was good enough.

Meanwhile, people like me who don't use AI coding agents and are PRing and modifying the code are having a hell of a time.

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[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I know that when i started using AI i got over blocks much faster. A system from design to implementation that use to take a week now only takes a few hours with most of that is testing and reviewing the code.

I don't use agents to test and review code btw because i still want to know what's going on but my colleagues are definitely using agents to build test large codebases. Im sorry but the truth is AI has changed how we build products in the same way intellisense and jet brains did but on a scale i haven't seen in my lifetime.

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[-] dandi8@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

Nice message, but why use the slop machine to write it? Use your own words!

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[-] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 39 points 2 days ago

That’s what they’re doing for my SO’s big introductory class in the humanities. No homework, quizzes, or papers. Short answer exams done in a special testing center.

Really sucks for people who were decent at essays and turning in assignments on time but not great at exams.

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