He's already conditioned to perform behaviors for treats, so teach him to hit on something different, like your mom's vibrator collection. He'll starts barking inssessently every time he hears buzzing.
I have heard before that they try to rehome those dogs with cops and former cops so that they can’t be used by drug smugglers to perfect their packing methods. No idea how true that is, but I doubt the veracity of this story.
Unless this person's mom is a cop in a place where weed is legal but just disallowed by their mom.
It's stupidly easy to break many dogs of training once they realize they don't have to play the sniffing game to get treats.
Just spoil the hell out of it and it'll be your best friend drugs or no.
Dog: sideways glance thinks "I used to put people like you away behind bars"
Stoner daughter: pats on ground aggressively "but you love me though"
Dog, excitedly: BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
I would read this book
pet obesity is wrong
High value treats over high volume.
Sacrifice some stash and sprinkle tiny bits all over the house
This is the way.
Put it in your ass
This is perfect since dogs sniffs ass anyway.
You're going to have to reach an agreement with the dog. Supply him with a cut of your stash in exchange for him not ratting you out.
In a peanut butter jar with peanut butter still in it, cover baggie or what ever you use
That sounds like such a mess every time you'd want a hit I'd rather just not do drugs. Whole house would get toddler sticky from the impossible to contain peanut butter. Imagine was chunky pb does to your lungs when smoked
You have clearly never met a drug addict.
Probably if they're trying to hide it from their mom it's just weed so for me, having been addicted to weed among other things, I'd rather just not smoke. Yeah if it's like heroin or whatnot they're gonna go to greater lengths
Hiding that stuff from a dog briefly just for transit is already hard. You will not keep your stash away from it for long at home, especially if you use it.
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