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[-] littlewonder@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I REFUSE to do a caravan for reasons like this. Give me the address or a map pin and I'll make my way there and you can do the same. I can't handle the bullshit of following or leading multiple cars. I'll die on this hill.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Its so frustrating when Im driving my slow 3 cylinder econobox and someone can't keep up with me in their DOHC twin turbo whatever. Its like dude. You have 350 hp under the hood. I have 78. keep up.

[-] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 23 points 10 hours ago

It's not the 90s anymore. I don't need your directions. Just give me the address and I'll meet you there.

[-] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 hours ago

I really don't care for people who give me shit for using GPS. Of course they're all older.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

often the same people who can't hold speed to save their life but also inexplicably refuse to just use cruise control

[-] PokerChips@programming.dev 3 points 7 hours ago

Haha I'm guilty of this yesterday. Left turn lane and I inched up to give her enough space to follow me at the red light. She didn't lol. Should have just waited for the next light. But we were close to the spot already so no big deal.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 33 points 13 hours ago

Once had to drive someplace with my brother, but in separate cars. He was taking his car, and I got to follow in our mum's family van.

90% of that drive I was flooring it, and generally driving like a racecar driver ...except that I was still moving at a snail's pace.

Of course, upon arrival my brother started giving me shit for going slow. And he did not believe that the car couldn't go faster. So, we agreed to swap cars for the drive back home.

Never had I seen him concede so readily that he was wrong. 🙃

[-] Unbecredible@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

I don't know man I've driven some Honda Odysseys and Dodge Pacificas that could fuckin MOVE.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 7 hours ago

Well, yeah, because those have an appropriate amount of horsepower under the hood.

My mum's car at that point must've been a first-generation Opel Meriva: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opel_Meriva#First_generation_(2003)

In the back of my head, I did also have this tidbit:

The first generation, named "Meriva A", was based on the third generation Opel Corsa C.

So, take a car frame with the weight and height of a family van and put it onto the powertrain of a small car.

Like, genuinely, I'm finding Meriva's being sold online with 75 horsepower, which is as much as the Opel Corsa had back then.
The Corsa wasn't exactly known as a sports car either, so I'm really not surprised that its family van edition can't accelerate. 😐

[-] mbp@slrpnk.net 0 points 3 hours ago

Holy moly, inline 3 for a passenger van is just saying fuck you to any traffic that dares share the road with you that day.

[-] SourDragon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago

Driver with the added failure state of following too well.

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 15 points 11 hours ago

I can see that OP has had to follow my wife somewhere before.

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Is your wife my husband?

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 58 points 15 hours ago

I was asked to follow someone back to their place years ago. When we get on the road, they do 75-90 mph all the way there. I legit thought they were trying to lose me, which was weird because we had a good time hanging out. Nope, they apparently just drive everywhere like that. Red flag 🚩

[-] binarytobis@lemmy.world 45 points 14 hours ago

I did this once and drove a little under the speed limit so it would be easy to follow me, and as soon as we were out of the car they angrily told me I drove like an old lady.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 34 points 12 hours ago

Thank you for driving like a sane person btw

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, I'm guilty of driving quick on the highway, but if someone is following me I'm going easy. Granted, it's been a long time since this has been an issue, like a decade plus at this point.

[-] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 33 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

You just can't win, basically.

I would have appreciated your easy-to-follow driving however, so thank you.

[-] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

90mph is like 145 km/h, that's like snails pace lol

[-] cryowatt@lemmy.zip 64 points 15 hours ago

Just follow my car (under my breath) ~if you can~

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

The most realistic part of those movies is the dirty cop lying to their suspects, injuring people and causing property damage in unnecessary high-speed chases, and fucking disinterested parties under false pretenses.

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 hours ago

My partners mum/stepdad recently, I joked that one would have to accelerate up to the speed limit and the other would have to slow down to it.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 35 points 15 hours ago

Ugh my buddy used to do shit like this when we were younger, he'd get us on the highway and the immediately start doing 80 in the fast lane. No buddy we are not racing your base model honda civic against my base model chevy prism.

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 13 hours ago

*Passing lane

There is no "fast lane"

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 3 points 8 hours ago

True, good correction.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

on a two or four lane highway, sure. on anything six lanes or larger, there definitely is.

[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 19 points 11 hours ago

Anything above 3 lanes is no longer a highway, it's a mental illness

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Y'all realize they count all the lanes, not just the ones going one direction right? A 3 lane highway is 1 lane each direction and a suicide lane.

[-] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago
  1. who is they. They don't count like that here
  2. if you count like that, your previous point doesn't stand. In a three lane (1 direction) system you have two passing lanes. Easy. You still return as much to the right (or outside) as possible and sensible under the way you're driving. For example return to middle of you're still cruising faster than the lorries in the rightmost (or outermost) lane.
[-] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 1 points 3 hours ago

I guess technically it can be a 2+1 highway if you so will, but true.

Still, anything above 4 lanes is dangerously close to mental illness territory

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago
[-] 13igTyme@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago

They've gone to plaid.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 29 points 15 hours ago

It’s legal to run a red light if you’re following another car.

[-] Zealotte@lemmy.zip 18 points 15 hours ago
[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 31 points 15 hours ago

I’ve never understood what the hurry is.

[-] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 18 points 14 hours ago

Nobody wants to be late for the late.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 12 hours ago

It's more about the number of people than anything else

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 31 points 16 hours ago

I've also been on the other side of this. I said 10 times I'm not a good at looking at someone following me while driving. Halfway through we go off the off ramp from the high way and at the end there is a light. I drive up to the light, it's green. When I'm directly under it, I see it switch to yellow from the corner of my eye. I'm like fuck and check my rear view mirror and the person following me is nowhere to be seen. Turns out when we got to the off ramp I just let the car roll and only braked when getting near the lights (there was a turn directly after the lights). They braked right as they got off for some reason. Yet it was my fault? That's some BS, especially after I said I wasn't good at it and didn't want to do it like that.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

I hate that. I hate being the leader. I hate being the follower. I hate someone in the passenger seat saying "I'll just tell you where to turn" because they always miss it. Motherfucker just give me an address. If I know it I'll drive to it. If not I have gps.

[-] PineappleProdigy@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

My father does this but with motorcycles >:(

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 13 hours ago

"It's a stolen car. Follow me to my chop-shop."

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 15 hours ago

this happened to me when I was following my cousin who was gonna show me how to get out of the city he lives in. This was particularly stressful because it was the first time I'd ever driven in that country, and it was my first time driving on the right side of the car. So he's off running red lights and I'm out here trying to remember to stay on the correct side of the road and that the turn signal and wiper stalks are switched.

[-] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 6 points 15 hours ago

My dad is the worst at this. No blinker, he'll cut other people off, he won't use cruise on longer trips. He acts like it's your job to follow, not his job to lead.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

They're just preparing you for the GTAVI release.

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