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[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 12 minutes ago

Like we can afford to smoke.

[-] belunos@lemmus.org 5 points 41 minutes ago

Toss in the existential threat of nuclear war and you can include genx

[-] diegantobass@lemmy.world 1 points 34 seconds ago

Hey, how about we nationalize the shit out of the economy for a while?

[-] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

And 2008 toxic asset banking crisis

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 18 minutes ago

Sorry, what? I was gaming

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 27 minutes ago

The climate catastrophe will wipe it all away. Tabula Rasa. At least I'm not worried about retirement any more.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 hours ago

Don't forget the return of fascism 😮‍💨

[-] CuddlesMcBubblefun@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

Purely as an excuse to post this video, Fascism never really went away.... https://youtu.be/OLkPwxcIji0

[-] cb900f_bodhi@fedinsfw.app 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

2 economic recessions?? If you don't count anything in the 80s or 90s then you at least have:

Dot com bubble

Subprime mortgage crisis

Covid

Whatever you wanna call what's been happening the past 2 to 4 years. I don't care what the stock market says. Working people are experiencing an economic downturn.

2??? WTF

[-] Skyrmir@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

The dot com bubble was awesome for everyone that got out before the crash, and for most of the economy really. There's a reason no one gave a shit about Clinton getting a blowjob.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 4 points 2 hours ago

Bigger question...why would anyone care? Atleast Monica was an adult, yeah you could probably make a case for work place harassment but that's about it.

And before anyone says he was impeached for it, no. He was asked by congress if he had sexual relations with Monica. He said no. Evidence was revealed he had atleast a blow job, based on the stain on her blue dress. He was impeached for lying to congress and won basically by claiming a blow job wasn't "sexual relations".

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

He was impeached because the GOP wanted to impeach him, no other reason necessary. The investigation started as a look into the Clinton's finances before pivoting to the affair after their operatives caught wind of it. Even the charge of lying to Congress (which failed because he'd asked them to define sexual relations and used that definition when stating he hadn't) was a last-ditch attempt to get him on anything they could after repeatedly failing for years.

They later repeated the tactic with the Benghazi/private email server "scandals" to discredit Hillary Clinton.

[-] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

I think it's millennial specific though is the point. I would've been too young to get what was going on in the 90s

[-] Venator 5 points 2 hours ago

Eh, could be worse... It's still the best time to be alive in some respects...

[-] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 47 minutes ago

It could be considerably better as well.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, but... 🥴

[-] Forgottengoldfish@piefed.world 20 points 4 hours ago

Don't forget Columbine and the birth of 'Zero Tolerance'

[-] mHtt@lemmy.ca 37 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

dont forget:

  • housing crisis

  • fentanyl crisis

  • destruction of unions

  • Billionaires purchasing all MSM

  • Destruction of the internet

  • Citizens united

  • Trickle down economics

  • 2 failed invasions in Iraq, Afghanistan

  • militarization of police

  • normalization of genocide

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

Don't forget all the climate stuff happening exactly as predicted like twenty years ago.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

My biggest tinfoil hat take is that the fent was put there on purpose to punish drug culture, as the public discovered that many drugs that are scheduled aren't really as harmful or addictive as we're told when done in moderation, and they hated that they were losing control of the narrative that the police state is for your own protection.

So they decided to poison dissenters so they could say "See? Told you so." I don't think they quite realized how many opioid soccer moms were trying to cope at that point, but I wouldn't expect much competence from a government that was willing to purge their own citizens for the crime of "going to a rave occasionally".

[-] boydster@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago

Oxycontin crisis, satanic panic, Columbine and the proliferation of the modern school shooting crisis, all the tobacco execs lying to congress about nicotine being addictive and facing no consequences, and the open and acknowledged deployment of weapons of war in space thus opening us up to a brand new version of the Cuban missile crisis... In Space (space space space)

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago

Oh we didn’t start the fire, it was always burning since the world’s been turning.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago

Oh oh oh, and that one time George Bush collectively cock teased us all by almost choking to death on that pretzel.

We also had to deal with Obama giving us an iota of hope for a short period and then ends up all he wanted to do all day was drone strike poor people.

[-] cb900f_bodhi@fedinsfw.app 9 points 3 hours ago

War on Terror BS War on Drugs BS

It is a rather long list of BS

[-] protist@retrofed.com -5 points 54 minutes ago

I'm an elder Millennial, and I think all y'all need to pick up a fucking history book. Ask someone born in 1895 how their life went, please.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago

Oh fuck off lol.

Elder Millennial as if that means a rats ass.

Like saying compare your life to those who lived through the black plague, or there’s starving kids in Africa.

As if it’s taboo to shine a light on how utterly shit life is in the US for this generation compared to the previous generation or the one before that, or the current generation in 50+ countries with better mortality, education, and happiness rates than the fucking US.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 0 points 29 minutes ago

Any of them still alive so I can ask?

[-] protist@retrofed.com 3 points 10 minutes ago

80+ million dead in two World Wars, 50+ million dead in the 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic (most of them young people), and the ten year-long Great Depression. There were 10 recessions lasting more than 12 months between 1895 and 1929, and alcohol was outlawed from 1920-1933.

When they were children, child labor was widespread, as was corporal punishment. Few kids went to school beyond 11 or 12 years old. There was little to no electricity. Women couldn't vote.

[-] xSikes@feddit.online 7 points 3 hours ago

Multiple wars + Jan 6

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 29 points 5 hours ago

I'm really getting why "May you live in interesting times" is a curse

[-] the_q@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

As the oldest millennial I'm tired.

[-] farmgineer@nord.pub 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Xennial here. Every time I eke out some sort of stability, the world takes it away. About to likely lose my job which would also end with losing my house and the ability to get another one. Nothing hiring in my industry in the area, no one wants a remote backend engineer in Japanese timezones, and I'm very much done.

If I live through this, I get the bonus of basically having no real retirement options at all, either.

[-] the_q@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

At least we're the smartest generation!

[-] db2@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] the_q@piefed.social 4 points 1 hour ago

I mean, yeah... Gen Z is the first generation to be less intelligent than the previous generation ergo we're smartest generation.

[-] db2@lemmy.world -1 points 31 minutes ago

I can't tell if you're serious..

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Holy fuck, you posted almost word for word my situation as well. I'm not a remote backend engineer though, and I'm not in a Japanese timezone.

I"m even worse off because I managed to save myself a decent nest egg - but they're going to crash the market and it will be fucking worthless.

I managed to save myself a decent nest egg - but they're going to crash the market and it will be fucking worthless.

Depending on the exact setup, it does not have to be. Assuming it's in stocks or a stock fund, you can always hedge it against downturns with options. Of course I do absolutely recommend really understanding that first before using it, as you can also gamble and lose money faster. But when you do, contracts exist that allow you to 'configure' a portfolio that, temporarily, will cancel out any market drops. Barring ethical reservations, of course. Naturally, that also carrries the risk that the bank selling the contract goes tits up, but it seems you're already in that boat. To manage that, you can aim for diversification across multiple banks and instruments. Not an advertisement or anything, but since covid I've found directly owned old-school crypto to be a good hedge in rough times (but need to get in low and work in the 2-5year timeframe). But for the love of god, leave out all emotions, calculate with a spreadsheet and don't put all eggs in one basket.

I'm not any kind of advisor, just got pissed about the shit economic situations we lived through and looked into what can be done about it.

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago
[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Isn't this one already largely patched including most 32-bit operating systems that were still getting updates like 20 years ago?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 minutes ago

That was my impression as well, but we also really shouldn't underestimate the remaining percentage of unpatched software, especially for embedded software.

We are building hardware with software included right now, which will still be on roads, in doctor's offices, broadcast stations, manufacturing lines, water pumps etc. in 2038.

And I can guarantee you that some of the hardware manufacturers will cheap out and put in too little memory for a larger clock.
Mainly because no customer asks for it at this point, but also because they won't be liable in a decade from now.

[-] Venator 3 points 3 hours ago

Why would you use a signed int to represent system time...

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

In order to be able to reference times prior to the epoch. If you made the system clock unsigned, all that math would still break if you did calculations against it after the final bit flipped.

At the time all this was standardized, no one knew we'd ever have gigabytes of RAM, terabytes of storage, etc. 32 bits for a clock was already expensive and they figured we wouldn't be using any of this software by 2038.

[-] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 2 hours ago

64bit wasn't widely adopted when they had to fix the previous datetime crisis. The permanent solution is to upgrade your system to use x64 signed dates. Many systems are already starting to account for this

As the article mentions, the biggest problem will be embedded systems that get forgotten about and never get updated… many many things will break at that time, unexpectedly, and in subtle ways. As a normal consumer, your up-to-date devices like mobile phone and laptop should^TM^ be unaffected.

[-] Venator 2 points 2 hours ago

Doesn't need to be 64 bit to be unsigned... And the system clock generally only goes up, so no need to represent system time as earlier than 1970...

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 hours ago

Hmm, not a good sign that this meme is being extended every few years...

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 4 hours ago
[-] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Same picture when they realize Zuckerberg is one of their own?

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