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[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 57 minutes ago

Only white people.

Asia: empty

Africa: empty

Maybe southern Europe also empty

Does this fix climate change?

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 2 points 34 minutes ago

No, we'll just consume more.

We're doing a lot of bullshit. Research shows we could maintain our effective lifestyle while cutting consumption by up to 60%

[-] late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net 0 points 36 minutes ago

No, because 10% of richest people on Earth (majorly Western Bloc, including Europe) are responsible for 50-66% of global emissions.

For example:

Ethiopian is responsible for 0.14 tonnes of CO2 emissions yearly on average.

A Swede on average is responsible for 3.43 tonnes of emissions.

An American is responsible for 13.83 tonnes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions_per_capita

The issue isn't overpopulation, not at all, but that we have a bunch of countries with hyperconsumerist economy, a car in every household, high electricity usage, accessible red meat, air-conditioning etc.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 8 minutes ago

White is about 10% of the population. It doesn't matter much that the 7 billion gone used less than them. 8 billion to 800 million. It feels like it can't help but reduce the world CO2 output significantly

And then the economic damage of losing Asia is unimaginable. You've never seen a depression like that would be. No manufactured goods would be available until Europe and the remains of America bring up industry

[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

You can take the caveman out of the cave, but can't take the cave out of the caveman...

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm surprised the joke didn't go straight for gingers...

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

It's not a joke though.

[-] imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 hours ago

It is hilarious how accurate this is. Coming from a predominantly white country, our peoole have their own way to separate us in groups and hate each other.

I wouldn't say that POCs wouldn't do the same. It is just the humanity like this. Any big group if people would find ways to be grouped and to hate other groups. Only small groups will be friendly to each other.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 hours ago

Well, you ever heard about Rwanda? We all do the same.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 hours ago

Well, once upon a time, keeping tribes small, and being antagonistic towards folk who behave weirdly, were vital in preventing novel infectious disease from running through the population. We've seen recently the risk of a connected global community with COVID-19. The Spanish Flu epidemic also spread widely and killed up to fifty million people.

If your tribe gets an infection and you don't like anyone else much, then it stays in your tribe, and the rest of the population is safe(r).

If we can get past our differences, and develop large enough institutional infrastructure, then centralized disease control uses science and tracking to identify the bug and develop treatment. A good demonstration of this appears in the game Plague INC, in which you play an infectious disease, and watch how the global health sector detects you and responds.

Of course, it doesn't work perfectly, as we've seen, there are vaccine naysayers. There were some during the 1918–1920 flu pandemic, as well. And as we've seen with the AIDS/HIV pandemic, if the initial batch of victims are not liked much, it can delay response by the scientific community. But large health institutions improve lifespan and quality of life overall.

[-] SparrowHawk@feddit.it -4 points 2 hours ago

No, colonialism made us like this. This is not human nature, not completely

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 19 points 5 hours ago

Okay, aside from the obvious "what the fuck happened to all the people" racist Thanos snap of it all, my real question is this: who is left behind? Because "white" is a made up category. I have 2% African ancestry, do I stay or do I go now? I have some level I don't remember if Asian ancestry, less than 5 percent. I also have higher than average neanderthal DNA. Does that part count as white? They're likely European Neanderthals... Go far enough back, obviously, and all humans are African descended.

Where do we draw the line? Because honestly, if there's some weird racist god out there snapping away people based on their DNA, I need to know the rules so I can make proper arrangements!

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Was just about to comment "you reckon the magical racist thanos snap would finally recognize north african and north Indian and middle-eastern and circassian and... groups as white now or still no?"

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 hours ago

Yes, In the early 20th century, Irish and Italians didn't count, so the O'Reillys and Giulianis that people conservative (xenophobic) America would have a sharp surprise.

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 1 hour ago

We will all kill each other, as there will be no one to do all the shitty jobs white people feel to entitled for. So nothing gets cleaned, nothing gets repaired, nothing gets built, logistics fail as ships have no personnel except white captains, politicians and businessmen get withdrawal effects because they cannot get their cocain anymore, etc. The only upside is that fascists like Trump, Musk, AfD, etc. have no purpose anymore, so their hate a fear spreading becomes useless and all that is left when the wall of hate falls is just failure.

[-] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 hours ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Dude, the grieving process just gets prolonged because of how hard it is to make new friends as an adult. Like, great, now I'm sad AND lonely.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Start leaving my house unlocked again.

Edit: before all the morally righteous people lose their heads in a shitposting community I suggest you see my previous comment regarding this stoopid screengrab over on the politicalmemes community.

In my comment history that’s my previous post - it starts with the same sentence as this one.

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

In America, they would not have very long before they started having to forage for food.

A majorly significant portion of the workforce for agriculture are non-white.

There may be a few locations that can maintain business as usual, but the world is going to collapse, and it's not a question of if it's a question of when, and I'm guessing for most people that will be less than 30 days.

Of course I won't be there to see it, I will have been raptured along with the rest of everyone, so best of luck.

[-] vathecka@lemmy.radio 77 points 9 hours ago

Probably try to figure out what the hell happened. the majority of the population of earth vanishing would be a bit alarming

[-] bigmamoth@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

White are a minority ? That was unexpected

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Only for people who have never opened a geography book.

[-] late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Yep. Here is a cool map to help visualize it in your head.

[-] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 59 points 9 hours ago

Hair color is easier to see from afar. That'd be first.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 hours ago

Good news there. My hair is white, too.

[-] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Hair color is too easy to change. White people really value the immutable

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Me chuckling with the inability to tan: "Who's white now?"

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[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

Business days? Do some folks think racism takes the weekends off?

[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 hours ago

if they throw a huge party on Saturday and gotta sleep off the hangover all Sunday, then yes

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 33 points 8 hours ago

Check to see if the Asian people are still okay.

A more cynical answer is to buy as much property on the south side of Chicago as possible before the prices skyrocket.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 35 points 9 hours ago
[-] nik9000@programming.dev 19 points 7 hours ago

I'd spend the rest of my life looking for my kids.

[-] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago
[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

We'd all miss their wife.

[-] chazwhiz@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

And covering women’s left hands for being too sexy?

[-] Sir_Gkar@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago

Had my wife look for this exact comment. Was going to have her post this if no one else had.


^He^ ^thinks^ ^he's^ ^so^ ^clever.^ ^A^ ^Stormlight^ ^Archive^ ^reference,^ ^how^ ^original.^

[-] EonNShadow@pawb.social 2 points 2 hours ago

Hey if he didn't make it I would've

Storming lighteyes

[-] Sibshops@feddit.cl 31 points 9 hours ago

Probably would go back to discriminating by nationality or culture.

[-] Bristlecone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

And religion

[-] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago

Italian jokes are back on the menu bois!

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Irish jokes never left

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