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At least my dick is minty fresh
(lemmy.nz)
All 10 dentists hate you.
Good
You gotta use tiger balm like a real man
Y'all use lotion?
Some people don't have a foreskin, makes it a bit dry to do anything with it without lube.
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... Toothpaste...?
Yeah, what of it.
Self flagellation
This is r/pasting all over again. Welcome to 2012
Coconut oil
canola because it has a higher smoke point
We settin' records here
Mayonaise
Straight to jail
How you think I got my name? It burns good
Your inefficiency disgusts me.
Use soap or shower gel, and you clean it at the same time.
Beating with water is not that hot huh.
Nair is great too
Vicks Vaporub
Your pediatrician will be happy to ready this
The amount of dry beaters is too damn high!
I, unironically, would like to try this
Don't
put
minty
things
on genitals.
I'm sure I've told this story before, but I had a girlfriend that heard having a mint in your mouth during head would be fun, but we didn't have any mints, so she used a listerine strip.
She didn't wait for it to fully dissolve.
It became stuck to the head of my dick and unleashed its listerine minty freshness with a force I have never experienced directly to my pee hole.
I screamed and jumped and ran to the shower to wash it off. She laughed so hard she pissed herself.
It was not a fun time.
Sounds like it was for her
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if she still laughs about it every now and again.
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I'm sorry but I also laughed. While at the same time lenching my legs in pain at the thought.
Don't
get
in
the
way
of
natural selection.
I think I’m gonna do it
Report back if you survive the experience
Hoptal
Don't forget to rinse with Listerine after
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I tried optimizing my morning routine by brushing/mouth washing while in the shower, it was a bad bad idea.
Yeah, brushing in the shower is not for optimization. It's to feel the feral freedom of the falling foam, that you have been forced to be careful about your whole life, and reveling in shucking those anxieties.
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I can almost guarantee it would burn horribly
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