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submitted 12 hours ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/hmmm@lemmy.world
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[-] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Too quiet. Why not a kazoo?

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

That brown note may be browner than expected.

[-] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago

Changes it from a party blower to a colostomy bag.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago

It's not very effective...

[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 42 points 12 hours ago

This inferior design would just cause a very slow leak of gas and wouldn't blow the party horn. Needs a valve. 2/10.

[-] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago

And if you tried to force a fart, the paper would just act like sausage casing!

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 18 points 12 hours ago

Real ones would have the valve upstream.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 5 points 10 hours ago

Thank you for answering my question before I even asked. ✌️

[-] RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 hours ago

Party in the back

[-] begrudgedcarfolk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 hours ago

What about, one of these but with charcoal and potpourri 🤔

[-] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

A reverse plague mask, if you will.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 1 points 7 hours ago
[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 hours ago

Nice door knob

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

There might be enough space to add a small battery and one of those tiny pumps that are in a cuff blood pressure machine...

this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2026
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