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UK pigs be like, "Oink, innit bruv?"
I’m so fucking basic. Any combination of “innit” and “bruv” makes me giggle like an idiot.
Every time I hear "innit", I think Paul Chowdhry on Taskmaster.
"Oi, you can't oink there mate"
Pigs are actually really intelligent and not racist, so comparing police with pigs is offensive to pigs.
Holy shit that's a throwback. He got some really bangers like I I only fuck vegans and Veganism is yummy. Looks like he literally never stopped and keeps churning out a song at least once a week!
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I mean, there are some where it's perfectly fine. Like mosquitos. Or parasitic wasps. ...
As someone who has two yard dogs on his farm, yes they're incredibly intelligent. They're the first things to greet me when I get home from work and love cuddles.
But the reason cops are called pigs is because the stereotypical "pig-cops" are generally fat and eat a lot. Which can confirm, my pigs are fat and eat a lot.
But unlike cops, pigs are horrifically fast. When they come in from the fields and want to run, they can RUN! If our hay fields get higher than they are it looks like the raptor scene from Jurassic Park 2
Always love Xavier
He will always be Pakalu Papito to me
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And the french pigs don't pronounce 70% of the letters in Ouinque, just like the rest of the French language.
The extra letters are there to confuse the English, not be pronounced. It's a cunning plan to deal with the silly eenglish knigits!
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The French call their cops "Les poulets" which means "The chickens"
That's a fowl thing to call them!
Didn't the French police take a kid's hand like last week?
Australian pigs: Oinc...unt!
Swedish pigs: Öink
(The actual word is "Nöff")
Who is this Xavier guy that appears in every Facebook comment meme that I've seen here!?
A meme that has been so beaten to death that it's rotting corpse has since disintegrated into the soil, but people have erected monuments to it so others can continue to wail on it with clubs and sticks and other blunt objects.
American pigs "I don't need a warrant"
"Give me your ID or I'll arrest you"
2000's pirates be like oink.cd
Japanese pigs go BuHi ブヒ
GRUNZ!!!!
Found the German
Les policiers de tous les pays sont des bœufs; pas en France ou les États-Unis seulement !
non. It's groin-groin or grouic-grouic
Merci ! This meme makes me green every I see it.
The Japanese is wrong too; they say buubuu.
The acute diacritic (like used above the ú in the meme) doesn't exist either.
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In Quebec, the pigs go roc roc roc
"Le poulet"?
As an ex-cop from the US, I equally get a kick out of the "pig" memes and the "yank" memes; it seems people really enjoy them and they're neither harmful nor offensive. I only get confused when I occasionally realize that their users sometimes think it really hurts us.
Bastard...
Had to do it man...
So why are you an ex cop?
The bastard one is a little more evocative, but:
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I know I'm not / wasn't one by any reasonable definition of "bastard"
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I know it comes from a misguided place of anger so it doesn't bother me a whole lot anyway
I end up just feeling... sad for the effect it has on driving decent people away from law enforcement, which of course raises the % of Bastards overall.
You can read about what happened to me here: https://lemmy.world/post/43267939
chrum chrum
I don't speak French but wouldn't that basically be pronounced "wank"?
Proud to be an english speaker.
Proud to be an english wankah?
Yes, why not afterall?
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No. "Oin"/"Ouin" is a completly different nasal vowel that I wouldn't know how to write in english.
In this short video, you'll ear it a lot.
Oh, let me have this, won't ya
thats funny XD
A kick in the groin-groin for French pigs.
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