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[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Price of dog food really depends on the size of the dog, errr human. If you’re tall, the food budget is automatically higher. And that dog food looks wet, which is pricier than kibble. Perhaps tall people need to soak their kibble in water, to balance their budget. Short people get the privilege of eating wet food, which is tastier. Not that I’ve tried or anything.

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Can of dog food. A sizable blunt object to attain the rest.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

funny while i searching for mouse traps/bait that particular brand isnt good against mice, let alone rats.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Half a cado

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

$3 is 11 loafs of bread worth

You getting scammed with the other food

Maybe, if you rob a guy with $3 and 11 loafs of bread.

[-] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Ah, yes, 11 loaves of bread per meal, a perfect and balanced diet.

[-] brlemworld@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I hate that this is becoming more realistic. Fuck this shit ass economy. We are getting utterly fucked.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Sell my bucket of rusty nails, buy some bacon

Only works once, unless you have a lot of rusty nails.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Working at the rusty nail factory is long hours but the benefits (free samples) are nice

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Good one. I was stuck on 2 of the onion rings and some dog food.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That's not a bad option either

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

nails nails nails

[-] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 hours ago

Worth mentioning that RatX is corn gluten meal and salt, it is harmless to humans.

[-] Mandarbmax@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

How does it work to kill rats?

[-] brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 hours ago

Uh, in a kinda fucked up way ngl:

RatX® coats the lining of a part of the rodent’s lower gut. This coating of the “fine hairs” in the lower gut, called villi, disrupts the messaging system to the rodents brain, causing it to stop drinking water. This leads to dehydration, blood thickening, kidney dysfunction, coma and eventual death. It also leads to a prcoess called "mummification", which means the body of the diseased rodent will dry out, rather than decompose normally. This means a 95% reduction in smell.

[-] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 hours ago

It should be noted that generally the suffering of dehydration is caused by the brain telling you you need to drink water, much like with breathing and eating. All in all it's a lot more humane than a lot of poisons.

[-] brognak@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 hours ago

Good to know, honestly was hoping it wasn't that bad (all things relative). At least it's not a glue trap 😅

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago
[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

It has tasty morsels so that's fair

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 hours ago

You can get dog food for $1 a can? Please let me know where, best I can find is $3.

[-] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

That avocado has 2 weeks before it's ripe

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 hours ago

and then you've got 90 seconds until it's rotten.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx

[-] TrollAccount69@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 hours ago

Good and cheap is a free cookbook based on the food stamp budget of $4 per day. It’s a free pdf from many sources including the authors website if you sign up for a newsletter or something and paper copies are very inexpensive.

[-] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

That's based on 2024 prices. I'd say it's probably $8-12 / day based on food price inflation.

I'm sure it's still a good book, though

[-] TrollAccount69@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The food inflation isn’t evenly distributed across all groceries. I hit $6 a day with little snacks and workout oriented meals with greater caloric content and higher Q factor in a bunch of different ways.

If you want to bring down your own grocery bill and go from zero to sixty on cooking at home I can’t recommend that book highly enough. You don’t have to suffer.

E: oh yeah, the book title and premise are based on 2015 prices too.

[-] Addv4@lemmy.world 92 points 14 hours ago

Someone hasn't seen the price of nails recently...

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 hours ago

these are clearly nails scavenged from free wood on facebook

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

See you gotta get the Costco bag of nails and meal prep your nails over a month for those long term savings

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 52 points 13 hours ago
[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

he prefer the dogs and cats themselves.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 11 hours ago

RFK would complain about the lack of real dog in dog food

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Truly the first human to ever look like an AI food poster parody of himself

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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 10 hours ago

Rice, beans, and onions have been banned from the chat

[-] db2@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago

I'd take the rat poison. It's gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it's honest about it. With the other "foods" you'll get food poisoning too, but they don't sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.

[-] aceshigh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Now you only find out about it much later. After you’ve had apple sauce with cinnamon, and wonder why you felt so ill afterwards.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

You can definitely get 3 bullets for a dollar in case two are duds

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[-] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

My dog would be thrilled about a three-cans-of-wet-food meal.

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