I sleep only 4 hours a day. I pick the raisins out of my Raisin Bran and replace them with grapes. Why? Because I only sleep four hours a day and I'm not thinking straight. Alpha grindset.
Grape Bran doesn't sound as appealing to be 💯
Branbape, luifids nedeed. Hydratede. Bambulanmps.
I've been sticking pennies up my ass for the last 15 years.
10 dollars a day for 15 years. You've all handled my ass pennies.
Just buy Wheaties already.
You mean 4.5 hours? If not might as well shorten it to 3 since a sleep cycle is 90min and you're wasting time if you sleep 4.
The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top
Entramanure
Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.
Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station
That... is a very specific flavor of grim
Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.
It's a table covered in actual chilli
Pshh, you have to imagine? I've lived it buddy.
The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.
This sounds like one of those AI voiced stories that gets posted on facebook that my father listens to.
its been on my camera roll since 2022
My favorite meme is "14 beers at chili's" and they do not have a VIP section.
Just because you've never been invited doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
Probably because of the 14 beers.
Sounds like a linkedin lunatic
Sounds like a manosphere influencer.
Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don't realise it's satire.
Here's one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs
Edit:
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c
This one will make it clear it's satire.
The name makes it clear if you can spell and associate loosely related concepts.
True, I was the table
Can confirm. I was the ambition. I sat there.
You must be my ambition. It just sits there, motionless, catatonic even.
Do you ever take it out to eat, though?
I didn't know Chili's had a VIP section. Then again I'm a poor unambitious schlub.
You won't believe what happens in the Chili's Champagne Room.
And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€
Successful people aren't eating at Chili's, lol
sounds like you dont know what real success looks like
That’s right I do curbside pickup
A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think
Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.
He also got the "2 can dine for ~~$10.99~~ $25.99" and ate it all.
-price reflects adjustment for inflation.
And everybody clapped.
whispered
pay attention
Ah. See. Usually it's my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.
I'm no longer allowed at outback.
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
