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[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 5 days ago

I've never seen a non-electric stove in my life. Doesn't that, like, introduce a bunch of nasty chemicals and such into the home? And what if there's a leak?

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 77 points 5 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 5 days ago

Maybe not boom. Maybe everyone just gets really tired and goes to sleep forever.

[-] decolo@piefed.social 17 points 5 days ago

The American dream!!!

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[-] xylol@leminal.space 22 points 5 days ago

Wait until you hear about gas powered water heaters that are basically a 24/7 stove

[-] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

And are not supposed to be in a living space but some ventilated attic, garage, or utility closet.

[-] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 5 days ago

This all feels very unhealthy. I do hope that you at least have good healthcare to make sure you're healthy.

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[-] jmill@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

Yes, but many gas water heaters have an exhaust pipe that runs outside the home, usually with a fan to push the exhaust out.

[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago

All cooking produces off gassing and particulates that can be unhealthy. All cooking should be done with a good exhaust fan that sucks up all that stuff.

Gas ranges also produce nitrous emissions, CO, and CO2. I say this as a fan of gas stoves for many things - they’re not good for health and I’ve never seen a properly sized stove exhaust fan installed, not that people use the ones they have anyways.

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[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 23 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Me, using the center burner on my 5-Burner stove:

Smug AF

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

Every stove I've ever had, the front right burner is always the biggest and quickest to heat up.

[-] ATPA9@feddit.org 24 points 5 days ago

Nah, induction stove supremacy

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[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Not if you have children.

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Well that just makes sense in the Southern Hemisphere

Or when there's a wall on the left size of stove

[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

But that's the smallest one!

[-] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 5 days ago

Burn your stove for it is wrong.

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[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 10 points 4 days ago

This whole thing reminds me of a time in high school (tiny Christian school) where a group of kids decided to start a “gang” called the “Yo’s” and my friends decided that there needed to be a rival “gang” they called the “No’s.” Us No’s wore brown paper towels in our back pockets to show our allegiance and we picked which hallway was “ours.”

Anyway, we had a mandatory assembly by the end of the day on the dangers of gang activity…

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[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

I use left one, but I'm left handed so I guess it makes sense

[-] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

Left rear. Farthest from the smoke detector.

[-] Sirius006@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I too use the auth-left burner, but that's ideological.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 10 points 5 days ago
[-] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Tell me you're short without saying you're short. (Can't easily reach the otherwise superior rear burners)

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[-] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago
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