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Stopped reading halfway through. Nope, nope, nope.
Amazing - it's only 7am and, thanks to this post, I've already had enough internet for today.
Nope.
Three sentences and I'm out. This goes nowhere I want to go, thanks.
Some thoughts just shouldn't be articulated, they should remain merely thoughts. This is one of those occasions.
Yay reaction images
I think anon watched too much tenticle hentai
This is the worst thing I have ever read.
I don't understand why this is being upvoted.
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Bad day to have eyes
Yeah uh... FBI? Interpol? This guy. Please get this guy.
I know this isn't exactly an Avengers level threat, but could you guys at least spare the Hulk?
This has got to be AI, right? Cause there's no way 🤣
It predates AI by a bit but it isn't real.
Horses can't vomit
They can, that's how sickening this post is.
11/10 no notes
What the actual fuck did I just read?!?!
It's a terrible day to be literate.
Hey maybe mark this as NSFW
A radula is not a single permanent row. FAU says the teeth are continually replaced, so worn structures can be renewed during the animal’s life. The exact arrangement and shape therefore matter more than treating “octopus teeth” as one identical design shared by every species.
https://animalso.com/octopus-teeth-explained-radulas-beaks-and-the-flapjack-exception/
I hope this gives OP infinite pain. See you in hell.
Honestly this reassured me that it's just a fantasy/elaborate joke because otherwise OP would have found out about that. I am deeply disturbed by imagining a poor animal tortured like that.
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THE PEAK
Anon needs his hard drive checked.
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