https://youtu.be/Uq7pfrognGM

https://youtu.be/D4BAgYQ32RI

Part of the issue is that people and manufacturers use shitty lights that are bright but don't illuminate very well even though they're so bright.

Like the difference between a nice even sound at a live concert vs old horn speakers being overdriven.

So the issue is partially shitty vehicles with mal-aimed headlights, partially shitty headlight technology, and once again also, corruption.

Might as well make it an even 1 million lumen

https://youtube.com/shorts/FUgCas2NqBc

I think it would be funny if someone created a website for people to upload pictures of these big trucks and we all rate how gay the trucks are. Half of them already have truck nuts anyway, so they're basically pretending to ride around in giant penises. Seems pretty gay. Biggaytrucks.com anyone?

Replace it with with a gamma ray

I always had this want to setup a small computer and a mirror on servos.

calculate where both the headlights are height wise and derrive where the driver's eyes are and just beam their lights back into thier own eyes.

of course, then, when they hit you and the cops see the rig, you'll get right fucked.

I don't know why but this initially registered as a device to save Princess Diana.

Sometimes they'll be marked as handicap vehicles too and park there. Like, I get if you have a physical handicap that makes it tough to walk long distance, but if you can climb 2 feet to get into your giant truck, I don't know what possible physical impairment you have. I live in an area with pavement princesses everywhere. It's ridiculous.

As a bus driver... Please no... I hate them too... But please no...

Not sure it's a good idea to blind the Child Killer 5000 operator when it's coming in your direction

And I need it installed because, "freedoms" and it helps me to "hunting for sport". You understand...

What is a pavement princess?

20 years ago I had an F150. even then the newer trucks were much higher and much brighter than me. sometimes they would ride my tailgate and blind tf out of me.

my solution was to slow down. clearly they want to go around. most did, some didn't.

my favorite memory was reducing down to 25mph in a 55mph zone outside town. they had ample time to pass before town. once inside the town limits we were cruising at a blistering 10mph in a 35mph zone.

I pulled into the gas station to fill up and they pulled in behind me. gave me dirty daggers the whole time too. I just smiled and nodded while I slowly filled my tank. eventually they came to their senses and questioned wtf they were trying to accomplish and left.

Someone actually did this near where I live - every so often I'll see a VW Golf with four rows of lightbars mounted putting about and this is the only explaination for it I can think of

It's the details like the Punisher skull that really tell a personal story.

and if they are behind you: get one of those reflective umbrellas and open it in the backseat to get them to stop climbing up your asshole

I've often considered putting a giant mirror in my back window to reflect their high beams back into their eyes

Make it point backwards too.

I hope the terrain you use this in is flat then.