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Pants should be stored in the pantry.
(lemmy.world)
Why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a drive-way? 🤔
How can you commit battery with out a bat? Type of logic
You could use batteries. AA or 18650 should be fine.
Dressings should be put on a dress, then
So we should send our infants to the infantry?
I mean, don't we?
Well, some send the infantry to infants. Close enough, I guess?
What a time to be alive
Why not? Less lethal weapons if they just bonk each other.
Apartments shouldn't be so close together.
And townhouses should house significantly more people.
Towns want houses too.
Apartments imply the existence of togetherments.
Though I guess we just call those group homes or “I have 6 roommates”. Which is boring.
Yeah? I'll bet you want toys to be in the toilet too
And all the toiletries as well!
Toiletdo, or toiletdo not. There are no toiletries.
Imagine how dangerous it would be to stand under a heavy laden toilet tree.
European or African toilet tree?
I don't know, I'm only familiar with American toilets.
I was just intrigued by you using the term "laden". Here is the reference
Damnit, I thought it was a bridge scene reference, thus my I don't know.
You should also park on a parkway and drive in a driveway. Obviously opposite.
And we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway.
And to play a game you press "start" and to start a movie you press "play"...
The people from the towns of Needham and Gotham should meet up!
And, Petersham, he could share.
A ham sharing mission of goodwill
Panera should sell cookware.
Only if you presume Panera is an English word. Otherwise, it's pretty close to "bread store".
Pantera should sell pants.
Great business model, tear a bunch of pants and sell new ones to the victims.
When they start, Panera will enter their pan era.
Drawings should be stored in drawers, and shells should be stored on shelves.
My drawers go in my drawers.
I upgraded my shells to a shelter, and now have a lot more room in the room for my roomba.
At least the cups are already where they should be.
Nailed to the cup board?
Good news everyone! Recent developments in anisotropic graviton technology allow you to attach cups to boards without nails.
And should be bought at the pantheon
And worn when listening to Pantera.
A Vulgar Display of ~~Power~~ Pants
Don't you mean hung on the pantry?
They're my pants, the word "hung" is never associated with them.
Don't you mean pant tree?
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2026
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