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Published yesterday. What's the worst that could happen?

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[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 hours ago
[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 5 points 10 hours ago

"AI Jesus take the stick!"

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 hours ago

wonder what will be the story that follows this.

[-] dumnezero@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago
[-] moxyy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

regulate AI... and air gap the entire 'axis of evil''s Internet.

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 14 hours ago

Just in time for Thanksgiving.

Smart.

[-] elevenbones@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

No it's SMART! ;)

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"Just a week before Friday’s grounding, the Federal Aviation Administration announced plans to phase out decades-old floppy disks used for weather and other critical information at air traffic control centers."

Now they use Grok, what can go wrong? US Redneck Tech

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago

Oh great mechahitler is in charge. What could go wrong?

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 132 points 1 day ago

Sounds like it is going well.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 87 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

I hope this keeps flights grounded for weeks.

Nothing forces change in America like prolonged inconvenience.

[-] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This applies to all humans. It's not so much prolonged inconvenience as it is the speed and level of change from the current accepted baseline.

For example, corporations have gradually enshittified everything over decades, so now everything being shit, and only continuing to get worse, is the accepted baseline.

[-] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago

Turns out knowing the speed of light impacts latency between locations spread across thousands of miles; demonstrated that they never hear of the 500 mile email bug.

https://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/500-miles

[-] lepthesr@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago
[-] smeenz 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

It's a story from someone working at at university during the early 1990s. They're probably retired by now.

[-] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Hold on, is the speed of light latency actually relevant to this issue? I haven't seen that anywhere.

[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I haven't heard either, but speed of light latency would certainly be detectable in this application.

The Minnesota ARTCC, for example, covers 300,000 square miles of territory with line-of-sight VHF radio transceivers (and radar). All of those transceivers have to be networked to the single control room with the controllers.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Amazing haha

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I have never failed to read this again when posted. Wild!

[-] gothmog@lemmy.today 9 points 20 hours ago

F< ck (it) we test in production.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

See, in this thing called ITIL, there's something called a rollback plan. This would also come with plenty of testing ahead of time, especially on very crucial systems.

Oops...

[-] Clambake0351@piefed.zip 60 points 1 day ago

Claude told me it's not necessary, the code has been thoroughly reviewed and has no errors, as instructed.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago
[-] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

I can't see this without hearing the drunken peasants podcast theme play in my mind.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

On paper, this should not have affected anything. It was only to provide human-approved route optimization. Theoretically, a total failure should have been easily ignored, business as usual.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

TIL that an outlook/365 bug that requires the user to open an attachment is only 6.5 CVE because it cannot execute itself.

.... Have cyber security people... met the average, median outlook/365 user?

[-] Boe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 day ago

I’m kinda enjoying watching the major airports collect all the aircraft. It’s like watching my grandson with Pokemon cards

[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago

Looks like mating season is here.

[-] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

I always figured that mid-air refueling was the closest thing to aircraft mating.

Oh yeah, baby, gimme more of your fluid. Fill me allll the way up.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 9 points 23 hours ago

First time on e621?

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Whatever you do, don't look up r/dragonsfuckingcars, r/honeyfuckers, or r/planefuckers. What got posted here is on the tame end of the spectrum

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

You don't have to worry about that.

[-] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Check out the related images!

[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Whatever could go wrong? 🤡

[-] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 6 points 1 day ago

wait, I think I know this one... is the answer "full nationwide ground stop and international inbound flights accepted on case by case basis"?

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

You sound like a worrier.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Rolling is about all they're doing now. Great job!

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 13 hours ago

There’s an idea for stranded passengers. Just drive the planes on roads.

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago
[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

how many ATC left last year, for them to do this.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

The first phase of the SMART rollout was only going to provide AI routing optimization, a thing AI/ML should excel at. No phase of this rollout was to replace human ATCs, only provide options to be approved.

So while this shouldn't be the issue, it's a hella coincidence.

[-] VAK@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Does that even make sense in preplanned routes? Is an atc going to tell pilot to fly someplace else?

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[-] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Hell, even milk will usually last more than one day.

[-] notsure@fedia.io 6 points 23 hours ago

Practical test, this is important, any human beings the blips on my radar?.. fuck, i can't believe i wrote that

[-] notsure@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

...perhaps millard fillmore was more competent in aviation....

[-] YourBestFriend@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

Oh hahahahahaha

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