Dozens? 👀

I'm the number one beat saber player in the world because nobody told me these things!

https://beatleader.com/ranking/1?sortBy=playCount

expensive rents and unaffordable house prices.

Fix this, and I bet a lot of the other issues will improve considerably.

What's wrong with "birth tourism"? The amount of babies that fall under that label is so small this is like signing an executive order banning death by lightning strikes.

Yeah, it happens from time to time but signing an executive order to stop it is just as effective.

I swear, if there's an afterlife, you won't be judged based on how good or bad you were. It'll be based on your hypocrisy.

Example 1

Death: "You were a mob boss. You had many people injured, tortured, and murdered. Did you ever try to fool anyone into thinking you were not a mobster? That you were innocent?"

Mobster soul: "Only law enforcement! I mean, everyone knew I was the head of a criminal organization. I was a proud mob boss! I acted accordingly and never misrepresented myself!"

Death: "You will be reincarnated. We have many worlds in need of villains."

Example 2

Death: "You were a politician, fraudster, and serial philanderer. You took many lovers in secret. Made many promises you never kept. That you never intended to keep."

Politician soul: "Guilty as charged! But hey, I gave millions to charity! I was super polite and never personally physically harmed a single person. I mean, so many people thought I was great! Obviously, that means I was!"

Death: "You will serve in hell."

"Are they breaking any laws?"

"They're using our AI to figure out how it works! To make their own AI models better!"

"Yes, but are they breaking any laws?"

"No."

I get that Big AI is bitching but this isn't something we (as a country) should be actively trying to stop. To do so would infringe on everyone's rights to do things like scrape the Internet, download your own posts/history, archive stuff, etc.

It's not even fraud! They're paying customers! Do they use 3rd parties to pay? Sure. Is that illegal? No.

There's no way to stop it anyway. To believe otherwise is wishful thinking. It's like believing that passing some law or series of laws will somehow stop piracy.

Make a deal soon or we'll hurt ourselves and the world economy even more!

"Someone, quick! Give me the biggest gun I can hold and help me aim it at my foot!"

So your image file of grandma—the last one of her smiling before she died—will be given the cartoon treatment just before OneDrive spams an ad for itself, saying you're out of space and deletes the file.

All the popular distros are more reliable than Windows 🤷

FYI: Stuff like this is for automated testing, not "playing games for you" 🤣

Also, I won't consider it realistic until it can type out, "lol git gud scrub" after ganking someone who just spawned.

WTF kind of back room deal did he make with Xi for this‽ Is Xi going to let him build some hotels in Taiwan after it's conquered or something‽

To be fair, an iPhone could be manufactured entirely in the US it would just cost 4x as much. Maybe 10x, actually.

CPU manufacturing would be the hardest to bring online. The second most difficult one would be screens (though we may not have tariffs with South Korea 🤷).

In the US there's already plenty of PCB manufacturing, CNC machining (case), ultra hard glass (screen) manufacturing, and it's relatively easy to ramp up capacitor and resistor manufacturing. Things like USB C connectors would need some company to step up though.

Don't give up hope! We still have a long way to go in terms of optimal athlete squeezing 👍