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$5000 Bribe Checks [GarthToons]
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Garth German | Bluesky
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Comic Header: The Reality of My Surroundings by GarthGerman
A white guy in a MAGA hat and grey shirt with the American flag on the front, and I H8 Socialism on the shoulder sitting at a table with his wife who is showing him all the past due bills.
MAGA: I’m telling you, once we get the checks from Trump for the DOGE savings…
…and tariff windfall…
…and midterm bribe…
… we’ll be fine!
Their house is in shambles. Their cupboards have stickers that read “Socialism is Evil” and “Stop the Government Handouts”
The dumbfucks are desperate, let me tell you.
Driving through Texas I saw a giant billboard that read:
Just reeks of desperation so close to midterms in a red state. Almost as if they think their supporters are losing faith in them so they make up "scary scenarios" to win them back.
Playing devil's advocate here, but many parts of Texas are purple or even blue; it's just gerrymandered to hell. Texas contains a lot more than just staunch MAGAs, so even if they weren't desperate (which they are to be clear) they'd want to take dumb shots at Democrats.
Not just, the government of Texas sued to stop 2m+ mail in ballot applications from getting delivered so that people couldn't apply that way. They're fighting tooth and nail to hold on to their illegitimate power.
Talarico has been leading in the polls. This could be the year of Blexas!
Talarico is the senate race I'm hoping for hardest. Paxton is a hate filled criminal psychopath who isn't afraid to push for laws not even Nancy Mace would put her name next to. Talarico on the other hand seems pretty chill
I’d say it’s the best chance in decades, but Talarico is still <50%.
Betting markets are just polls you can bribe. All a candidate has to do is make some bets in their favor, and you'll be convinced they're winning the race.
Oh I’m not talking about those gambling sites. That’s just my personal view on the odds for this race.
Lot of support for Talarico - I’ve seen maybe 30+ Talarico signs for every Paxton sign (I’ve seen only one Paxton sign so far…)
But I just still think the guy with an R next to his name will win.
It's the same with Florida. If you look at results where people actually live compared to middle of nowhere's' it paint's a better picture.
Iirc, 54% of Texans vote Democrat if it weren't gerrymandered.
Then you recalled very wrong.
Just look at US Senate and Presidential election results. These elections are voted at large so it counts everyone's votes equally no districts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_elections_in_Texas
As you can see every single presidential since Reagan was a Republican win in Texas. Majorities ranging between +3% to +27%, last election Trump won 56% of the vote.
I'm not saying the state isn't gerrymandered, it definitely is, most states are. But it's certainly not a majority Blue state at least historically. I'm hoping for a major upset this election cycle
Every once in a while I'll catch a local political ad and they are always going after Dems for letting this criminal or that off the hook. Literally the best they can do is fear-mongering. No more "We can keep money in your pocket!" or "Small government is best!". It's all culture war nonsense.
I really wish the Democrats would fire back that they're letting pedophiles off the hook by not releasing the Epstein files (and protecting the PedoTUS).
I actually saw a lawn sign the other day in the rust belt with the orange dipshits face and the text "Pedophile pride is a Republican value" and I wish I hadn't been driving to snap a picture.
Not to mention, if you want to talk about letting criminals off the hook...
I'm fine with DPR being released for the site, but maybe the attempt at murder for hire should have kept him in.
The president doesn't actually read the files for a pardon.
Bribe cashed in? Ok where's the kiddies sharpie to sign the order?
They thought Biden was a communist so why would you try to reason with them?
BIDEN A COMMUNIST?? Yeah and next you will tell me that they think Hitler was jesus
Wait a minute...
Yeah, so the terminology used by the US right-wing media is so fucked that essentially liberal=communist= anyone to the left of Reagan, but ALSO, for fearmongering purposes, they're all actually super left-wing extremists.
The only part of it that has taken hold outside of conservative bullshit circles is that the word "liberal" no longer means someone who loves the free market and now has more to do with social justice and even supporting universal healthcare is a "liberal" thing in the US because the socialism word is evil or whatever.
Parts of it have carried over to some EU countries too because at least here in Estonia, the far right looks to Trump and Fox News for their talking points these days (weird in a country with <30% religious people) and our liberals (actual liberals, the kind who want to cut services and reduce taxation) have been called socialists lmao
Reagan is too left for the modern GOP
they have significant amount of south americans that are R voters, they also need to keep them in check with the communist boogeyman, cant afford to lose thier votes them in the south.
One of the political ads in ohio say "now that dangerous radicals" blah blah with a pic of AOC, Bernie and I think either Mamdani or Al-Sayed...and behind them is a protest with the only real legible sign says "Medicare for all".
Easy access to healthcare is a "dangerous radical* idea according to them
while at the same time republicans are the biggest recipiant of welfare from the state, farm subisidies, oil subsidies,,,etc, plus medi-caid and ACA related insurance.