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Ooh that sounds like it slaps

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, also, if you want to really go hard with this, blue curacao, orange vodka (or rum, or liqueur), white creme de cacao, with heavy whipping cream.

Mix the blue curacao 2/3 to 1/3 with the orange liquor of your choice. Preferably shaken with ice. Fill a shot glass 2/3, or a tumbler 3/4. Now take the creme de cacao and mix it with the heavy cream separately. Then carefully pour that in the glass over the back of a spoon. It'll taste like a dreamsicle but look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.

Always good to bring a bit of your daily routine with you on holidays to lessen cultural whiplash.

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

My dentist always asks how my teeth are so perfect. I tell him I use mouthwash 5-6 times a day, but I don't tell him why.

[-] DonJefe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The username checks out

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Interesting username considering where the comment landed lol

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Gotta wash your mouth out after gargling that. Nana won't kiss her good boy with THAT taste on his lips.

Oh hell yea, I’m definitely making these this weekend, that sounds so tasty

Thanks for the recipe!

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

No problem! I hope they work out well for ya!

[-] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Oh it's so good! They'll be mad but asking for more.

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