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Holidays are going to be fun
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this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2026
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Get some malibu, white rum and pineapple juice. It's called a blue Hawaiian.
Ooh that sounds like it slaps
Oh, also, if you want to really go hard with this, blue curacao, orange vodka (or rum, or liqueur), white creme de cacao, with heavy whipping cream.
Mix the blue curacao 2/3 to 1/3 with the orange liquor of your choice. Preferably shaken with ice. Fill a shot glass 2/3, or a tumbler 3/4. Now take the creme de cacao and mix it with the heavy cream separately. Then carefully pour that in the glass over the back of a spoon. It'll taste like a dreamsicle but look like cum in a glass of mouthwash.
Always good to bring a bit of your daily routine with you on holidays to lessen cultural whiplash.
My dentist always asks how my teeth are so perfect. I tell him I use mouthwash 5-6 times a day, but I don't tell him why.
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Interesting username considering where the comment landed lol
Gotta wash your mouth out after gargling that. Nana won't kiss her good boy with THAT taste on his lips.
Oh hell yea, I’m definitely making these this weekend, that sounds so tasty
Thanks for the recipe!
No problem! I hope they work out well for ya!
Oh it's so good! They'll be mad but asking for more.
That's a good start, but it would be even better to think of some 'woke' themed twist on it that makes it into a Blue Wave. I'm drawing a blank on what that twist would be, but I'm sure someone who's better at cocktails and/or wordplay than me could think of something really good. My first thought was replacing white rum with a diverse mix of rum tones, but that would kind mess up the blue colour.
Make it vegan? Serve with vegan cocktail sausages?
In the uk - GBeebies - the British equivalent of fox News said that the Negroni was a woke drink. In the US
In the US you've got the pride bud light controversy
make it a blue sour, shake it with an egg white, then get enough different nerds that you cover the whole rainbow and garnish the egg white foam with a sprinkle of them