[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

I always panic when someone says this because I forget that my r**dit exodus day is very close to my irl birthday XD

So I get happy wishes and I'm like "... How do they know? 🤔"

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 20 points 22 hours ago

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[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Kevin

Crunchwrap Supreme

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

Democrats? Unionize? They would never XD

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

Gender-neutral-"dude" is like peanuts

Usually fine, but some people are more sensitive to it, to the point where it could seriously hurt them. Best avoided around new people until you know it's safe for them.

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Tomato rule (lemmy.nz)

Per Wikipedia: "Vegetables are edible parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. This original meaning is still commonly used, and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds."

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rule (lemmy.nz)

Screenshot from PM Seymour video

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Just wanted to share my annual tradition: we watch what we call the "abridged" version of Independence Day

It's where we watch until the aliens blow up the White House, then we applaud and go eat =)

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

So why do my cats dive in front of mine so frequently!?

Edit: 36 feet, not 36 inches XD

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by brown567@sh.itjust.works to c/anarchychess@sopuli.xyz

An image of a wood ant, whose common names include "piss-ant" because of the smell of their colonies.

Unrelated to "En Passant", which has something to do with zombies and chess people seem to find it funny

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Thought this was hilarious, but none of my usual meme-recipients would XD

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/38359778

(on a serious note those are terrible choices for SCHOOL BATHROOM SIGNS because they're literally visual innuendos and it feels incredibly gross)

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Acquire bread (file.garden)

Now to find a circus!

cross-posted from: https://piefed.zip/post/506694

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 147 points 2 years ago

Yes, but then it's slower for your computer to talk back to your Wi-Fi, so it ends up cancelling out

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 128 points 2 years ago

Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance

Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 129 points 2 years ago

I love how they get less happy the more pedantic they're being XD

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 176 points 2 years ago

The compression artifacts (from converting B/W line art to jpg) being printed on the page have given me a new pet peeve

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 270 points 3 years ago

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

To be fair, "support" isn't the exact word used, but "preserve, protect, and defend" is pretty unequivocal

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