They should get right on that. Start with this design and never listen to the naysayers when they say it can't be done!

I don't like the Grok one, the bottom half of it keeps falling off

"Earrings, have you been listening?"
whispers"yes."
"What do you think I should do?"
whispers"you are right to get another opinion about this. I definitely feel you should kill them all."

"All...of them?"
"KILL THEM ALL! then we can be alone...forever."

MFers read Speaker for the Dead and didn't get that Jane was an annoying little shit.

(Haha just kidding, AI bros can't read.)

I actually cannot make decisions and I don't mind admitting it. I already decided what to have for dinner WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DECIDE AGAIN???

This is like laundry all over again. Life is relentless.

Jerrica already did it.

That's a cursed item. You're describing a curse. You're going to get your soul eaten.

I just press this button on my jacket and it shouts "Believe in yourself" and then electrocutes me. Just as good.

I imagine grok just whispers rascist things in your ear.

Better idea.

AI mood sensing dog collar and butt plug combo. Detects when you are feeling down and gives you a boost when you most need it.

Westworld Season 3.

As always...

Nothign says sexy like a lady with a megacorp brand for jewelry....

/s for the people in the back

The one on the bottom left is amazing in that it appears to ge defying the laws of physics. The two halves do not connect, yet the bottom part still stays in place.

That's the kind of stupidity I expect from corporate America: invent anti-gravity, but use it solely for an aesthetic purpose on the worst product imaginable.

Wild way to admit you don’t have thoughts.

Sci-Fi got there first. I really wish I could remember the titles of the 90’s anthologies I got from the library back in the day. In one very good short a galaxy famous artist gave his last official interview to an older reporter. Everyone had memory aids that perfectly stored information and then would give you your answers. Hers was an older version that was external so it could be left out of the room. Half of his personal journey was trying to retrace his unremembered past and an obsession with one unique color that was stuck in his memory. The inconsistency of natural memory can lead to new journeys and stories becoming legendary. If you have an Ai whisper in your ear all the time that you prefer red wine, you will never try the white.

Walking around with sphincter symbols is a bold choice.

Classic

Getting an AI angel on my one shoulder and a AI devil on the other

Are these slopheads not aware of headphones?

That grok one would betray you under pressure.