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[–] 7355608@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have they tried their butthole?

[–] qupada@fedia.io 25 points 1 week ago

Per the article... yes

We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

[–] ech@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

Quesaritos Are Justice

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I think it's greed, not cowardice.

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?

[–] theedqueen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos

[–] deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

I miss the fiesta veggie burrito

Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

beef stuffed mexican patty.

beef in beef

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don't have any :(

[–] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

Yo quiero Taco Bell!

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Freeze?

The hot new thing is the Baja Blast gelato.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Baja Blast Colonic

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

... that'd work, actually.

[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

mom made them. called it sloppy joes

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

They already did flatbread melts.

While many of us are asking the age old question. "Where is the beef?"

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

sardine tacos js

[–] patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

My ass is right here 🙄