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The matrix. Those beautifully choreographed ~~fight~~ sex scenes would put the kama sutra to shame.
The matrix reloaded now has a giant gang bang with Keanu Reeves being violated by hundreds of Agent Smiths.
And a lovely hentai scene when the sentinels ~~attack~~ explore their holes.
This and really anything with Jackie Chan - truly a master of the ~~martial~~ marital arts
The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.
Pacific Rim gets a lot better??? Giant robots fucking giant monsters.
Pacific Rimjob
It would be really easy to do, too. Just replace the chainsword with a dildo.
John Wick.
How many people did he fuck with that pencil?
Well, I just know I won't watch any zombie movie from now on.
Debbie Does Dallas becomes Kill Bill, and vice-versa.
Hardcore Henry!
Demolition Man ... have some kick-ass sex and then enjoy the afterglow at Taco Bell.
The Rocky movies. Imagine the (sex) training montage leading up to two dudes pounding each other for 15 rounds in a boxing ring in front of an audience.
I can finally watch 7 Songs with the family.
The Raid
The Black Widow movie. I could stand seeing Scarlett Johansson get down and dirty.
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