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Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story
!showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game
When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.
Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.
Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.
That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi
Why? ~~Mr X~~ He was pretty open about his Marijuana use.
Edit: Maybe not explicitly open, but definitely was known after his death.
Something something, hitting his wife's bottom like a semi
Other people don't just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.
The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule
I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it's not the same.
I'd shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we're both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.
I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. I'd just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.
Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.
With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you're right it's not as easy as just trending to yourself.
Just bang the girl, smh.
Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af
He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.
Post nut clarity ftw!
Wtf how big is your water heater?
went to write the idea down
Doesn't this mean he left the shower?
I’ll test this for science.
First I have to find a wife.
Thats a solid plan. Start with a partner and then study Gaussian curves. God knows understanding Gauss first makes it harder to find a partner
I studied Gaussian curves and found a mistress
I git laid a month after I flipped through the first chapter of an introduction.
Coincidence? I think not
Already high. Got that down.
Tankless water heaters will go forever.
Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.
Never got any complaints *wink wink*
It's not the size of the water heater, it's the volume of water output.
Since shower water is a mixture of hot and cold, tank size, tank temperature, and cold water temperature are the predominant factors, at least initially.
For a given shower temperature, hot water consumption rate will increase at an exponential rate until tank temperature falls to shower temperature, then shower temperature will fall.
We were making sexual innuendos, not having a real conversation on water heater capabilities.
Anyway instantaneous (in-line) heaters exist, I've got a 35-year old one, never runs out of water, it doesn't have a tank.
Is this a home owner joke I'm too poor to get
Now that's a guy who likes curves!
If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I would’ve doubted.
Post nut clarity
"The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes".
Was the wife impressed though?
I'd say probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish
No doubt
It's the diagram!
Hey gon, is this a cremling I've found?
Oh I've been this kind of high before. It's awesome 0
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Buck* naked
Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat's last theorem where this was a plot point?
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