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god i wish i was her brother
It's alabama dude it's my only shot
Yeah but goths have higher standards They ain't into the hillbilly stuff.
so.. cousin? second cousin?
Idk my goth ex is a hillbilly. That said she ain't into her fuckup siblings
That's not goth. That's y'allternative
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Cousin could work!
that's too normal tho
I fucking love this thread
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Not at all - I wish her luck in all her dark rituals done at 3:33AM to make Becky from HR get the shits.
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Thank you, @Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
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I want to be her toilet.
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No you don't.
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I was suspicious that this was fake since the background doesn't look like a full news studio, but turns out this is Avery Lewis, a broadcast journalism student at Troy University
I wish only the best for her in life.
Well thanks for hoping against me.
Be good for her and you're the wish.
Or, just, like...be you and I can't help that. /s
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Is there any way to view insta posts without logging in or having an account?
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I don't watch the news for how the broadcaster looks, but uh... What do you think they are talking about today?
Lockheed Martin
And how shit everything is.
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How to bring back profitability to local news
I would plan my day around Goth Local News.
"Airshow comes to the local airport this weekend"
Goth Local News: "But how do stupid airplanes compare to the power of Satan? Our EvilEye Team 6 has the story..."
"A local Springfield man has reportedly won $10 million in the state lottery. Nevertheless, death comes for us all."
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Finally
Turning the goth dial up and looking at the skeletons in the audience
doot...doot...!
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That's gotta be a confidence boost for her.
Edit: Actually, on second thought, it probably sucks. People on the internet are the worst.
I haven't watched broadcast TV in many years, is this what I've been missing?!
Nobody tell him about the mermaids, or the orgy club. It'll be funnier when he watches, and can't figure out why the achors end the show with wrenches.
Her plus Carissa Codel on weather and I'll watch the news religiously.
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LOCKHEED MARTIN MENTIONED!
Hang on. Is that the fucked up neo-Nazi MAGA version of Pepe the Frog?
You mean there's a version of Pepe that isn't like that?
The original Pepe was just some kids personal comic they drew for 4chan for the lulz before it got co-opted by trump supporting weirdos.
Here's my favourite Pepe:
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hasn't been fash for a long time. pepe got effectively mainstreamed, and if there is anything fascists hate other than the outgroup it's the mainstream. This seems like a very normal pepe tho.
Peepo is less likely to be fascist than clown pepe last I checked but I don't consider myself a fascist frog expert
I'm once again begging chuds on the internet to learn what a goth is.
I know, right. She looks hardly old enough to have sacked Rome.
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Dudes seeing a woman in black: "Is this a goth?"
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Not a chud but... I'd like to hear the explanation anyway. What's a goth?
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