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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Explanation: The Renaissance was a time of great progress in Europe with regards to specialization, technical proficiency, anatomical knowledge, and cultural appreciation. This gave rise to a (small) professional artist class which created many of the great works of the period, many of which are still admired today. One of the great patrons in this period was the Catholic Church...

... which sometimes clashed with the very, uh, 'interested' depictions of the human body preferred by said artist class. But once the work is completed, what can you do about it, really? :)

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can't believe you put the explanation all in text, some of us are thirsty this morning

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_(Michelangelo)

"Reading it for the plot," you'll notice it was originally commissioned for the cathedral of Florence

[–] Dave 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My app is like "I know why you're clicking, here's a sneak preview of his junk"

NSFW I guessScreen shot of summit app showing preview of Wikipedia link to Michelangelo's David, with preview image being cropped to focus on David's junk

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lol, are we really putting a NSFW spoiler warning on one of the best known statues of the world?

[–] cjoll4@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Right? They put this statue in Animal Crossing, dick and all, and it's rated E for Everyone.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What you do is you nail little marble fig leafs onto the parts of marble you don't want people to see.

And then you continuously yell at tourists to shut the heck up while they admire the pretty picture on your ceiling.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fig leaves, that's what

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 17 points 1 month ago
[–] Danarchy 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Michelangelo: and his di-

Priest, interrupting: was VERY FUCKING SMALL okay Michelangelo?!

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact, shrinkage is a fear response, because dangling while running for you life makes it just that much harder to run for your life.

[–] Danarchy 1 points 1 month ago

Because he had perfect faith in the lord, David would have canonically had a stiffy

[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

huh, this is the first time I hear that Michelangelo's David is referring to biblical David.

I mean, I never thought about it...or really looked into it, for that matter. I thought the David statue was of a model named David.

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just some guy in town who likes to have his dick out.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Til Harambe was a thing in the Renaissance