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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 265 points 3 weeks ago

I am the guy with the truck.

The truck is proof that Americans can and will accept socialism.

It's brocialism.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 113 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 61 points 3 weeks ago

"What if we had a system where people could get the assistance they need. We could call it... Communityism.

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

But see, it's not fair if people just get what they need! You need to make sure people are paying for it!

We can make it part of the system that each person gets help according to their needs, but each person also gives help according to their abilities. Yes yes. This is now definitely capitalism because it's transactions.

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[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 68 points 3 weeks ago

The crazy part is it doesn't matter who you voted for, everyone on both sides would generally love to help their neighbor and would offer a hand. It's just when people get involved in the macro sense that they get filled with hate and anger. Makes me sad. Let's just all move couches.

[-] jtrek@startrek.website 55 points 3 weeks ago

Conservatives are often nice to people they know. The in-group. The problem is when it's a scary other. So they'll let Jose couch surf for a week while he sorts out his housing situation, because he's a good guy down on his luck, but they'll rage against Those People getting anything.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago

That's my understanding too. It's like empathy just ends at one's own line of sight. If I can't see it or touch it, there may be something wrong with it. It's infuriating.

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[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 22 points 3 weeks ago

We do socialism all the time.

Neighbors bring each other gifts. Friends feed one another. Someone is struggling and we give them what they need, no questions asked.

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[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 187 points 3 weeks ago

No matter where you come from , once you can say "I know a guy" you're an American.

[-] ashenone@lemmy.ml 77 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I may not know a guy, but I know a guy who knows a guy

[-] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

You got a guy guy? Nice

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[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 166 points 3 weeks ago

The American lower-working class economy is predominantly favor and goodwill-based, yes. Pain in the ass sometimes but also more fun imo. Community is important to keep alive.

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 139 points 3 weeks ago

Not just American. It's poor people's economy everywhere. American working class has more in common with working class in every other nation than American wealth class. The real division in the world is class division, everything else is distraction.

[-] mirshafie@europe.pub 34 points 3 weeks ago

This exactly. There's an inversion when having money is more convenient than having contacts and doing small favors, and that inversion turns people into lonely cunts.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Incredibly wealthy people also run their society based on favors and unspoken fees. The difference is, one of them could, under unusual but not impossible circumstances, help a friend and a guy move a fridge and share a pizza and beer. But nobody who's not part of the incredible-wealth society can participate in its favors. And we all pay the fees.

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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 129 points 3 weeks ago

This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 73 points 3 weeks ago

Most of us are just regular, friendly people who are glad to help out if needed. There are pockets of shit people who thrive on hate, but that's true for any country.

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[-] snooggums@piefed.world 101 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 87 points 3 weeks ago

I miss work for trade...

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

"Today you... Tomorrow me..."

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 3 weeks ago

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

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[-] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 70 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] bss03@infosec.pub 62 points 3 weeks ago

If the guys that frequently move furniture describe you are "strong for your size", that is a powerful compliment.

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[-] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 59 points 3 weeks ago

It's so refreshing to see goodvibe things from the US :D

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 58 points 3 weeks ago

This is the way.

You engage in the economy of helping people to move stuff. One person has a dolly, another has a truck, they come, they move the thing, you pay in pizza and at least one IOU of "I'll be there for you next time".

When the time comes you are enlisted, you go, you help, you recieve pizza.

The cycle continues.

This is the way.

This is the only way.

[-] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 54 points 3 weeks ago
[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 50 points 3 weeks ago

I am "the guy" at my kids' schools. I love it. When they need a last minute volunteer for something, they know how to reach me.

[-] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

Clay pigeon signal hits the night sky

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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago

Fyi, if you are moving one piece of furniture, sure get the truck guy and a couple buddies. If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers. (Unless you and your buddies are in their 20s)

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[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My friend is a ring leader for these types of guys. He knows like 15 guys with a truck and at least another 30 with arms. He’s able to get a lot of projects done around the neighborhood.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 39 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, I was Tony last week. But instead of pizza I was paid in beer. Good deal, would do again

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[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 3 weeks ago

I was always the guy with the truck. For a couple years I was the guy with the minivan with no back seats in lieu of a truck, but now I'm back to being the guy with the truck amongst my circles. I didn't know how much I liked being that guy until I wasn't.

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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 32 points 3 weeks ago

Having been the guy with the truck for a while, that is 100% how it works. However, the currency can also be a beer (or two).

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[-] plyth@feddit.org 32 points 3 weeks ago

Until now, trucks seemed to be linked to toxic masculinity. Turns out, the guys just want to be part of the community.

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[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

IIRC, Japan_Nobunaga is a slop account.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 28 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is the most American thing I have read in my life. I have lived for more than half a century, some of it in several different US states.

Seriously, if anyone asks what the US is like, show them this post. It’s perfect.

[-] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago

This is 0% shitpost and 100% wholesome.

[-] ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Today would be my brother's birthday, he was my truck guy (and so much more).

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[-] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Been aware of this unwritten rule for a number of years. The people who ask me for help do not. They insult the tradition by trying to give me money...stunch refusal gets me strange looks but invites to weekend bbqs.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

pretty smart move in retrospect - "eternal and obligatory friendship is the only currency I trade in"

[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dude this gold :))

Laughed quite a bit. This guy should be a writer he has a great way with words and stories. Reminded me of a Japanese Chuck Palahnuick

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

This is anarchy in the usa

[-] yuurei@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

As a Japanese person, my first reaction was, "That sounds exhausting." I'm genuinely curious, though. Is this something most Americans enjoy, or is it one of those social expectations that not everyone is actually comfortable with?

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[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

I have a truck. I know at least two other people with trucks. Once the pizza is offered, and maybe some beers if it's a big job, we're there. It's the truck code.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Someone just invented the concept of community

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[-] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I own a truck. I live in the states. In a state more urban than rural - so less trucks comparatively speaking.

BY FAR - the best part about owning a truck, is being asked to help someone move something big. This couldn’t be more true. Except sometimes the payment can be, or include a single cold beer. My name isn’t Kevin though.

I do this ALL THE TIME-and I love it.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm. Until I threw my back in my forties, I was Tony.

I threw my back helping someone move an exercise machine. For someone else.

A pizza is the price. Two toppings is typical, or the everything special.

For a while I was also the guy with the cordless drill you could borrow.

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