Political Memes

I like the one where angels come to earth to visit Lot (our hero of the story) and take the form of men. But because they're angels, they're like, super hot. So all the gays in the village want a piece of that fine angel tush. They bang on Lot's door asking for their Snap and Lot (our noble protagonist) is a reasonable man so he suggests the gay men all rape his virgin daughter instead. But they refuse obviously so God has to blow up the whole village.

Fun fact this is where the "cool guys don't look at explosions" trope comes from because Lot and his wife are walking away from the nuked village but she turns round to look and God has to turn her into salt.

In the third act, Lot's daughters are upset that their boyfriends got caught up in the village nuke so they have to rape their dad while he's drunk and then they all live happily ever after.

What's with the recent trend of screenshotting someone's post on [social media of choice] and then superposing on a random ass image? Is the woman in the background in the car supposed to mean anything? Is this the same person that made the original post? Did she edit it like this?

I am not blaming OP here since I'm sure they just found it and posted it here, but I'm questioning why it became a thing.

The best bible verse is the one where god sends bears to murder children for making fun of a bald man.

And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.

Mathew 5:6

Fuck anyone who advertises their Christianity.

I was laughing because I thought you meant this: ❌

TIL there are religious emoji. That's crazy. Is there a rule of how big a religion has to be before they get an emoji?

My favourite bible verse is when Jesus encourages his followers to cut down Flock cameras.

Somebody should ask the disciples what good ol JC felt about homosexuality.

If they could read, their favorite bible verse would be when two people from different tribes fuck and some other dude spears them both.

Wait, that would not go well for the couch fucker, would it?

The craziest one to me was always the KKK and other white supremacy groups putting up crosses in black folks yards and setting them on fire.

Historically (and today) those racist groups consider themselves Christian. The obvious part we focus on about that is usually that the entire message of Jesus was about loving everyone despite your differences... but they're also literally threatening people with the thing their supposed savor was nailed to for having a different skin color, and burning their own religious symbol.

It's such a layered and severe example of missing the point in every possible way that if I didn't know it was historical fact I'd read it as sarcastic hyperbole.

But that was Saulus/Paulus, not Jesus

Todos, Todos, Todos.

To be gay is to sin my brother in Christ ❌

In fact, according to the Bible Jesus told his followers to go a bit further than merely berating gays:

Matthew 5:17

17“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them.18For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.19Therefore anyone who sets aside one of the least of these commands and teaches others accordingly will be called least in the kingdom of heaven, but whoever practices and teaches these commands will be called great in the kingdom of heaven.20For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven.