543
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top new old
[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 79 points 4 days ago
[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 55 points 4 days ago

Right but I want it to be healthy when I’m lying down, too.

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 17 points 4 days ago

Every anarchist worst nightmare!

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 16 points 4 days ago

Which state

[-] ramble81@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Gust@piefed.social 52 points 4 days ago
[-] decolo@piefed.social 9 points 3 days ago

bustin'bustin'bustin'

sleep

[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago

I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5

Good for the pelvic floor.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Sergio@piefed.social 38 points 4 days ago

Dolores: Anything I can do?

Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.

Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!

Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!

[-] fuzzzerd@programming.dev 14 points 3 days ago

Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

It is okay to masturbate.

Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago

Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.

Like hey man I don't care that you've decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now

[-] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Now i want to hear Gianni Matragrano voice this as he does

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.

[-] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 days ago

Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.

[-] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Everybody has a different baseline. Very, very different, indeed. Let's not spin something perfectly normal as a sort of mental illness.

[-] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

I never said it’s a mental illness, it’s normal human behavior to get addicted to things.

[-] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

I would even contend daily is a bit too much. 3-4 times a week or every other day seems to be healthy.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 days ago
[-] gdog05@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

What are you trying to get it to do?

[-] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 10 points 4 days ago
[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

You get me.

[-] Fafa@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.

[-] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓂧𓅱𓈖'𓏏𓐍𓋴𓄿𓇌𓏞𓐍

[-] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

A true, historically-accurate Pharaoh would do it publicly to increase crop fertility/yields but this works too

[-] kingofras@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.

[-] mr_account@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee

[-] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

I only procrastinate at work

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Procrasturbation.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 4 days ago

Prostrate yourself for your prostate.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

prostration isnt all that healthy

[-] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

¿Por qué no dos?

[-] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That was a lie.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 5 points 4 days ago

I am probably good for the next 5 live times.

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

Uh huh.. riiight….

Me too.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I do it for the leg/back/neck/arm cracks it enables, but my body is probably just broken.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

and if youre transitioning on estrogen you need to use it even more frequently IF you want it to atrophy less

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 4 points 4 days ago

Guess it’s like draining the water heater every once in a while

[-] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 5 points 3 days ago

And every few years, replacing the sacrificial rod.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2026
543 points (98.2% liked)

memes

22489 readers
5321 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads/AI SlopNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live. We also consider AI slop to be spam in this community and is subject to removal.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS