This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That's on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
This post is cursed.
Not because of the insane jank, of course. That's on brand for self host and I love it.
It is cursed because it has awakened something in me, and I can feel every old laptop in my vicinity trembling in fear.
I would love to watch a short documentary following you trying to take this on a plane
this is cursed and i love it
The fact that there exists an m.2 x6 port SATA adapter is the wildest part to me.
There’s a NINE PORT ONE! That’s bonkers!
I was also very happy to find out they exist, otherwise this whole thing would've been a no-starter.
Excellent hack.
In case you're a masochist like me and want a lot more work on your hands, then you could remove the whole laptop mobo and make its own case and make it more compact in the process.
I've done this recently to make a standalone machine out of a busted laptop. This can give you a single, more compact unit with all the parts inside. You can improve the cooling and noise too (by using desktop fans). You'll maintain your laptop resale value too by not destroying the case and being able to put the mobo back in place in the future. Infact, with today's ram prices, the reason I went down this route is because you can get broken laptops with soldered in DDR5 ram.
This can give you a single, more compact unit with all the parts inside.
what if i want a multiplex, larger unit with several parts outside? can this help me accomplish that too?
Since this is DIY, you can fuck it up as badly as you want. The possibilities are endless!
I've been pondering doing this to a broken iMac I've got.
It got donated to me by someone who needed to thin out his studio a bit, so it didn't cost me a penny. But I took the screen off to give it a clean out and repaste, apparently didn't tape it in place securely enough as a temporary measure, so the screen fell off. And smashed.
I did some swearing.
However, it's still a surprisingly handy spec. 3.5ghz i5, 24gb RAM and a Radeon GPU. So I've been wondering about pulling the guts and turning it into a desktop, then making it my home server to replace the 2014 Mac mini I currently use.
ponderings intensify
Watch this guy's video. He DIY restores a smashed iMac screen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FStfdGjAwc
I've gone this route! Anything with a busted screen is fair game to me, though I haven't picked up any recently, mostly just tiny/mini/micros (and heavy on the lenovo tiny).
But a custom hacked up laptop can be a great option especially with tight space to work with
Edit: I'm surprised I missed your original post! I did the same, though what I reused was first a lenovo tiny, more recently updated with a digital signage player I picked up that I swapped parts out on - way more fun than a standard console imo!
This is the type of stuff I love to see the most when it comes to PCs. This to me is far more impressive then someone with a standard case, with standard RGB fans, standard AIO RGB cooler...
This reminds me of stuff I did in college.
Next step is to free the acer from it's physical bonds and screw the motherboard to the 3D printed stand.
One could frame it and put it on the wall
if you wire up some blinky LEDs to the power supply, then yes. I NEEDS THEM BLINKYS
This has awakened sonething in me
Lol, cause who wants to use a single USB to interface with the laptop? That's crazy.
That's janky as hell, I love it.
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That's scary looking but also really awesome.
I'm more irritated than I'd like to admit by the fact that there is no 12V to 6x SATA power converter going with that M.2 to 6x SATA adapter.
Well, I just used a similar adapter in my tower to get more sata ports. M.2 is not just for laptops. Even my ancient mobo had a slot.
Also slightly bugging me, but I didn't find 6x SATA power. And my plan always was to use 4 drives.
so what kind of looks did you get when you booted that up in the public library? how long before either (a) the cool librarian asked you how you did it or (b) the jerk librarian asked you not to burn down the library
It’s beautiful.
How are powering them up.. Do you have a PSU behind the HDDs ?
Edit: never mind just saw the whole post
Hot
Is the laptop cooling ok with the lid closed? Or do you crack it open when actually in use?
It is ok, the vents are at the back and bottom of the laptop. I have run it in a different 24/7 setup for some time already.
Maximum respect!
Maximum jank
As the selfhosting gods intended
i know a Bourgeois when i see one
Because they can afford hard disks? Lol
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Hows the hdd cooling situation?
If you look carefully at the pictures, there are 80mm fans attached to the cage.
Oh true. And some gap between the disks? Or is it sufficient as is?
Yeah there is a gap between the disks.
and you're eating well?
Mostly beans.
Part of me wonders what chipset is running that adapter, and if you'd get a better one if you went for a miniSAS adapter rather than individual sata ports (enterprise port generally implying a better controller chip)
Then realised there would probably be no use for such an adapter in enterprise so if you did get a different connector it would probably just be the same interface chip as whatever is in this.
Apropos! Has anyone extended their laptops memory by replacing its DVD drive?
My attempt failed when I bought a misgendered micro sata cable..
I ripped out my old MacBook pro’s DVD burner and installed an SSD, now it has a 512GB SSD and a 1TB HDD!
I should install Linux on it…
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