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Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

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[-] smaximov@lemmy.world 120 points 6 days ago

Fake: Anon has friends.
Gay: Anon sells feet pics to men.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Friend who is definitely a real person: "Hey, check out this porn I've been watching and paying for. Here is a screenshot."

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 5 days ago

Im sorry to report that these people exist. I overheard some very cringeworthy conversations throughout my time at uni.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Im sorry to report that these people exist

When I was at secondary school, boys from the year below added me to a group chat because they wanted to be friends with me or something and at some point they started spamming porn to one another. This would be like 9 or 8 years ago now. Left the gc when they did that.

But, like your anecdote, I think people in my uni course were standing around leering at pictures of onlyfans creators together or something. And one hears ever worse stories - like people watching it in the library on their laptops. Probably some sort of kink

[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago

"hey guys, only fans amirite? who are you subbed to? I'm sunned totlalynotaigirl"

and other conversations that never happened

[-] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 6 days ago

Out of the tens of thousands of girls (or maybe more), the odds are pretty low that a friend would subscribe to an OF of a girl thay was created by another friend and on top of that talk about it with a group.

[-] SirW00talot@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago

Nah the real money is selling the guide to the get rich quick scheme

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

This is the feet finder profit model. They're extremely oversaturated with people who THINK they can make money selling feet pics, which are as much meme as not these days. That being the case, to post on feet finder, you must first pay a one time fee. The fact that it's a fee and not a subscription or cut of your earnings is really the biggest giveaway

[-] radix@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

How to make $50 from anybody! Buy my PDF for only $50.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Everyone ignore this guy, I have a way to get that same PDF for free. Just send me $50 and I'll tell you how.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 5 days ago

And or dick pills. There is always money in dick medicine. It's a hard business though.

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

TBF, the service itself can be hard, but the target market is inherently, softly shrinking.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago

Don't be ridiculous, the market is saturated, you need a niche! Cater to conservative men, most of them don't even care if they find out it's AI as long as it's telling them what they want to hear.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

"Oh, Donald! Your penis must be enormous to hold that gut off your knees!"

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I mean it must be very strong

[-] B0rax@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

The strongest

Sometimes, two big strong firemen hold it up. Apparently.

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

And by that you mean children.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

🤣 😂 Oh my god you made me choke on my soda.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Prompt engineer? No, prompt whore.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Sounds like a much more real job to me

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

The pay is loads more, too.

[-] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 14 points 6 days ago

I wish it was real lol

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 6 days ago

Your network is your net worth

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

Better hurry.

[-] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 6 days ago
[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 3 points 5 days ago

No way. This seems aspirational. Oh wait, it is.

[-] jaykrown@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

No, if you spend 5 minutes looking shit up instead of believing bullshit, you'd find out that OnlyFans has banned AI generated content entirely and requires strict identity validation.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

I just got off the phone with OnlyFans CEO and he said I can upload computer generated feet pics "if you really want to"

[-] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 16 points 6 days ago
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I'm the CEO's main henchman - it's true

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I bought the AI feet pics, it's true

[-] RandomHugs@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Can confirm. There was none left by the time I got there.

[-] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

IA your way through verification.

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