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Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

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[-] smaximov@lemmy.world 122 points 1 week ago

Fake: Anon has friends.
Gay: Anon sells feet pics to men.

[-] SirW00talot@lemmy.world 69 points 1 week ago

Nah the real money is selling the guide to the get rich quick scheme

[-] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

This is the feet finder profit model. They're extremely oversaturated with people who THINK they can make money selling feet pics, which are as much meme as not these days. That being the case, to post on feet finder, you must first pay a one time fee. The fact that it's a fee and not a subscription or cut of your earnings is really the biggest giveaway

[-] radix@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

How to make $50 from anybody! Buy my PDF for only $50.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Everyone ignore this guy, I have a way to get that same PDF for free. Just send me $50 and I'll tell you how.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

And or dick pills. There is always money in dick medicine. It's a hard business though.

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

TBF, the service itself can be hard, but the target market is inherently, softly shrinking.

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

Don't be ridiculous, the market is saturated, you need a niche! Cater to conservative men, most of them don't even care if they find out it's AI as long as it's telling them what they want to hear.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

"Oh, Donald! Your penis must be enormous to hold that gut off your knees!"

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I mean it must be very strong

[-] B0rax@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

The strongest

Sometimes, two big strong firemen hold it up. Apparently.

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

And by that you mean children.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

🤣 😂 Oh my god you made me choke on my soda.

[-] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Friend who is definitely a real person: "Hey, check out this porn I've been watching and paying for. Here is a screenshot."

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 week ago

Im sorry to report that these people exist. I overheard some very cringeworthy conversations throughout my time at uni.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Im sorry to report that these people exist

When I was at secondary school, boys from the year below added me to a group chat because they wanted to be friends with me or something and at some point they started spamming porn to one another. This would be like 9 or 8 years ago now. Left the gc when they did that.

But, like your anecdote, I think people in my uni course were standing around leering at pictures of onlyfans creators together or something. And one hears ever worse stories - like people watching it in the library on their laptops. Probably some sort of kink

[-] underscores@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago

"hey guys, only fans amirite? who are you subbed to? I'm sunned totlalynotaigirl"

and other conversations that never happened

[-] frog@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Out of the tens of thousands of girls (or maybe more), the odds are pretty low that a friend would subscribe to an OF of a girl thay was created by another friend and on top of that talk about it with a group.

[-] EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 14 points 1 week ago

I wish it was real lol

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Prompt engineer? No, prompt whore.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like a much more real job to me

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

The pay is loads more, too.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago

Your network is your net worth

[-] notsure@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Guys would this actually work? I'm so tempted right now.

Better hurry.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago

No way. This seems aspirational. Oh wait, it is.

[-] jaykrown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

No, if you spend 5 minutes looking shit up instead of believing bullshit, you'd find out that OnlyFans has banned AI generated content entirely and requires strict identity validation.

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago

I just got off the phone with OnlyFans CEO and he said I can upload computer generated feet pics "if you really want to"

[-] Quadrexium@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago
[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I'm the CEO's main henchman - it's true

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I bought the AI feet pics, it's true

[-] RandomHugs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Can confirm. There was none left by the time I got there.

[-] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

IA your way through verification.

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