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sell me your company with five words
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Buy my limited company, please.
a not for sale company
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You dont understand the what i mean
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Only need two:
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We're all gonna die anyway.
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Buy it or kill you
Buy my company or else
My company is for free
Accepting bids of five dollars
We don’t pay any attention.
I don't have a company with five words. And if I did, I wouldn't want to sell it.
hey, do you wanna kiss
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Can buy presidential pardons fast.
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Have concept of a plan.
We fuck on first date
We mine crypto! Oh, wait...
Open source non profit nonsense
It will make you money
Send money, you get stocks.
Whose socks?
The robot is fully functional
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2026
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