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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

If you don't get this one, well...I don't really blame you 😆
Artist is 5-ish Art

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[-] Bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

First, youre gonna want to get a grapefruit

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

otherworldly vortex noises

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago

I can't have grapefruit. "Be yourself" they said... 🥲

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Are you wearin' some Victoria's secret or something?

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One day it will be the last day I think of that video but it is not today unfortunately lol

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Grab his stick and twist it!

"Grab his dick and twist it!"

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

I hate that I immediately got the reference 😂

Oh my gawd, dude. This is an mma fight.

[-] WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

As a non op domme I'm......intrigued

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

Explanation/interpretationFrom my understanding, this is supposed to show lubricating a cock with your mouth (tongue on spiral) and then anal sex (pairing spiral with a peach).

How do I know this? Don't ask

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 day ago

I think you're right that it's anal in this case, due to the uh... let's say markings on the peach emoji, but sometimes peaches get associated with vaginal sex as well.

also idk maybe my ass is just tight but this is my PSA: please use lube when doing anal. No, despite this cute meme, spit or saliva does not count. Treat your bottom well, get a nice water-based lubricant, and always use a lil more than you think you'll need.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

I have something to say about this...

  • spit or saliva does not count

    • Skill issue, saliva is my absolute favorite type of lube 😂 /s
      Please for the love of god, use lube people 🙏
      I recommend oil-based ones, they don't dry out as easily as water-based ones. I personally recommend coconut oil. Smells nice :3
      Don't use oil with latex condoms or silicone toys tho!
  • Absolutely go overboard with it. If it's almost enough lube, you need more lol. Especially if you're not very experienced. Never be afraid to reapply lube mid-round.
  • Go slow, don't force anything. Don't try to replicate porn.
  • Practice makes perfect! Plugs, smaller toys, training up to the size of your partner. Muscles need training and that's true in this context as well. Don't hurt yourself!
  • Try different angles and positions! It's fun :3
  • Treat your bottom well

    • Everyone should be doing this, always :3

Just to say definitely don’t use oil with any condoms, but it’s completely safe to use oil based lube with platinum cure silicone, glass and metal toys - but not with any other material. And don’t use silicone based lube with any silicone toys. If you’re not certain what it’s made of use water based lube, don’t want plastic chemicals leeching out up your butt. Or anywhere.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

I have strong feelings about sex toy materials...

For anyone out there with PVC toys...fucking DON'T
Use anything else. Metal, glass, silicone...NEVER PVC. It's literally the worst material, ever. IIRC it's toxic, it's porous (bacteria hide in the tiny little pores), you can't even sanitize it properly, because it can't withstand high temperatures, so you can't boil it, sometimes it just straight up melts for no reason and it's not even that cheap! Get literally anything else!

Fuck PVC sex toys. Fuck the companies making them (I'm looking at you, Doc Johnson)

[-] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

Does that work just with saliva? I’m asking for a friend. No, that sounds even wronger

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

I would say yes...if you have enough experience and training.

And if you go beyond that and you're really a masochist, you can even do it without any lube at all 😂 /s
Please don't tho. You need lots of training to get to that point and you'll just hurt yourself. Even with spit, it dries out so quickly that you're practically doing it dry...

NSFW, TMIAlso, from the few times I managed to convince my bf to do it without lube, he said it hurt him more than it did me in the end, so there's also that fact 😂

Please...don't use saliva. There's no benefit (kinda hot tho). Just use normal lube and use lots of it ♥️

[-] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Can confirm going in dry can be painful for the giver as well.

It's not a place meant originally to have a penis inside it and skin that is not perfectly dry can be kind of grippy

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 13 hours ago

It's not a place meant originally to have a penis inside it

Sounds like another skill issue. Here, we repurpose our orifices and use them for stuff they were never meant to be used for 😂 /s

You're totally right tho. Grippy is absolutely the correct word here.

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

he said it hurt him more than it did me

I am too lazy to look up the difference in pain receptors (or lack thereof) up there, but I know internal hemorrhoids can simply be tied off, cutting blood supply, and having them fall off without (much) pain.

So it doesn't mean you weren't receiving any damage.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 13 hours ago

True...and this is dumb of me, but I don't really care. To me, it's super hot, it feels amazing and I just kinda love it 😆

I just wish anal wasn't my only choice 😭
Damn this pre-op body...

[-] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I have plenty of lube, I was just wondering. I think I tried dildo without lube once, but usually are way too scared. I mean, it can even hurt with lube

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Does anyone have a full collection of those?

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

I have the 2 that I posted here, plus I saw a third just came out. If you'd like, I can DM you all three :3

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I guess...here's all three for everyone
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Honestly, I'm skeptical about oral before coitus. UTIs suck.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago

Oral before regular sex?! I’ve been doing that exclusively for decades and never had a UTI from that. Maybe if you’re sensitive to UTIs, but that generally should never happen if you’re not.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I thought that was how everyone did it? Maybe switch between the 2 during as well.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

I am, personally. Dropping it from "maybe" to "practically 0 chance" appreciably improves my year

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

That’s ~~orally~~ totally fair! (Autocorrect hit that one and I couldn’t take it out)

I would be much more hesitant if I experienced that, I’m so sorry you have to deal with that D: In my experience, my partners have gone from mouth to V, mouth to A, kissing, whatever and it hasn’t been an issue. The only thing I (and luckily all of my partners I’ve ever been with) are a very hard “no” on are things going IN a butt then touching anything else without being washed thoroughly.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

That sounds significantly less stressful. It's unequivocally rare to have to take as many precautions, but that's how it goes. Different strokes. Or, I guess, different order of operations.

[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? 😭 /s
I guess...it kinda depends on the equipment involved?

[-] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Who gets the UTI?

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

Yessss, important stuff :3

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