What a fucking loser

So beards aren’t masculine enough for “warriors” now? They keep narrowing this bizarre definition.

Are there any queers in the ~~theater~~ army tonight?
Get them up against the wall
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me
Get him up against the wall
That one looks Jewish!
And that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint!
And another with spots!
If I had my way
I'd have all of you shot!

Hey, Pete, you know what happens when you decide to kick all those people out? You lose all the people running the cybersecurity division. Funny how that stuff works.

Because when you are losing a war, the sort of facial hair you have really matters. Reality doesn't back them up, so they have to go for crass appearance. Not "weak" my ass.

The fuck is a beardo?

OK but why you're getting cucked in Iran?

And then he puts fucking Elon Fatty Musk wimpy nazi in charge. Yanks - please kick out this administration

Says the guy that has his own makeup people.

Anyone seen the video of this douche bag trying to do a workout with the army. By workout, I mean essentially calisthenics. The guy looks like an absolute moron with the side steps.

He is the fucking radical! Look at his tattoos and listen to his speeches! Racist supramacist radical POS

All I'm hearing is Pete can't grow a beard and resents beards in others.

Outrage about woke is 2023

Even MAGA has woken up to it being the great con played upon them

This bloke is like a tiktok streamer playing the role of defence secretary from a 1980s action movie

Yeah no trans people means your dumb ass just crippled military intelligence.

Also aren't special forces super into having beards? I'm glad if we're cutting back on them, especially the seals, the psycho bastards. And of course he's a weirdo himself

First they came for the fatties

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a fatty

Is part of Hegseth's mental health problems that he can't grow a beard. It wouldn't be the first time in history (Alexander the Great famously count grow a beard and forced his troops to be clean-shaved).

its interesting how this was reported in the Australian press, selective quoting, this is from the AFR, the Aus. equivalent of the WSJ, just a complete misquote...

I guess warriors don't know logistics. It's that how he managed to lose the Iran war?

What is a beardo? A man with a beard? I thought they wanted the tough manly guys? Hä?

What a fucking weirdo.

Okay "no longer the weak department", how is Iran thingy going for ya

He definitely goes to Turkish bathhouses and sucks dick.

It's like 4chan... Used to be a fun place to talk shit and look at regular porn.. then all the right wingers took it over more every board is full of whining about Christianity and every porn board is full of trans and gay porn..

Right wingers ruin everything.

Well I might be a fattie freaky weirdo beardo, but I saw you lift weights and, well, that's it.

Authoritarianism is an admission of abject weakness.

White supremacists are the weakest and most brittle snowflakes.

Isn't war in 2026 mostly about logistics and maintenance and signal tech?

For every 1 masculine man man with epic guns surely there needs to be 10 or 20 other mild mannered technicians and cooks and geeks to pilot the drones and what not.

Ffs... Beardos? Pete just can't grow a beard because he's not fucking man enough. How is it manly to engage in purely cosmetic rituals to make one look more child-like daily?

Man is showing his kinks

did he make this announcement after thirty minutes hair & makeup as usual?

Video here: https://youtu.be/3JY3j11tl4s?t=33

I timestamped it at the end where he does a surprisingly good Trump impression

I'm something of a radical beardo weirdo myself

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: Satire is nigh-impossible when reality is already this ridiculous.